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Posted by BD on 01-13-2003 at23:41:

  Trivia DAMB IT!

Go to BigDork.ORG to play Trivia DAMB IT. Winner gets choice of BDDVD or Bootleg Video from my collection!

Good Luck! )

BD



Trivia Ends on Tue. Jan. 21, 2003!

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Posted by EdHead on 01-14-2003 at11:56:

 

Yippy Skippy!




I probably suck at this, but it's worth a shot...

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Posted by DaLe on 01-14-2003 at13:19:

  fine print ?

Winner will be picked at random from a bowl by my son Carlo. If in the case only one person gets all the correct answers, he or she will will win the grand prize. If no one gets all the correct answers, then the person or persons with the most correct answers will be eligible for the drawing.

If you can't read this small print don't feel bad, neither can I.

Residents of Cuba and Buffalo NY are not eligible for this contest. If you do not win, please send all complaints to the Tuxedo Clad Megastar Ministries PO Box 5093 Brentwood, TN 37024 Phone: (615) 771-2711 Fax: (615) 771-2722. BigDork Trivia 2003

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Posted by BD on 01-17-2003 at13:33:

 

Über Parrot:
Okay friends, let’s take a break and go to our "Trivia DAMB IT" tote board and check our total.

The way the tote board works is this: we count UP the amount of souls that have played the Trivia DAMB IT, and then subtract the number of souls that have been permanently hardened towards the Gospel by this ministry which produces the grand "Trivia DAMB IT" total.

Tympani!

(music stops, Tympani roll begins)

Trivia Players: ………………………………………………….2! (sound of an ascending tone)

Hearts irrevocably hardened: (Tympani stops) …………………153 million?!!
(sound of a long descending tone and dissonant organ chord)

People! We got negative fruit here. C’mon, I’m sure some of you people out there want to play the DAMB IT Trivia… (sound of purposeful but happy "church" organ music starts again)

Congregation of one: -Amen!

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Posted by carl on 01-17-2003 at13:35:

  Sssh! Sssh!

They don't HAVE to listen to you! It's a free country!



































....besides, me & JiMInY are tied....

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Posted by brdhsnyrsoul on 01-17-2003 at15:25:

 

give me some hints....

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Posted by BD on 01-20-2003 at17:14:

 

Last chance to play TRIVIA dämb it!


all prizes will be awarded sometime Wed.!!!!


if i feel like it...and it's only one prize


of course then I would have to mail it out






BD

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Posted by Baxturd the White on 01-20-2003 at17:55:

 

Now when would i have time for that?

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Posted by brdhsnyrsoul on 01-21-2003 at17:31:

 

stop surfing!

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Posted by jiminy on 01-21-2003 at17:39:

  yippee!!!!!!!!

BD_
remember-
the whole idea of DAMBit COULD have fallen to the same "dashed against the rocks" experience...
BUT IT DIDN'T!!!!

SO you have Me and Carl-
and I can jap-slap the prize from him
(Boohhaahhaahhaahhaaaa..insert evil laugh)
JimNY

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Posted by Tyler Durden on 01-21-2003 at19:22:

 

Boo Hoo

I didn't get my copy in time to play.

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Posted by brdhsnyrsoul on 01-21-2003 at22:37:

 

I was gone all weekend. I started the DAmb trivia, but just didn't have the time.

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Posted by Phoebe Cates on 01-21-2003 at22:39:

 

It's 10:39 pm. I hope that's helpful.

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Posted by BD on 01-21-2003 at23:17:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy BD_ remember- the whole idea of DAMBit COULD have fallen to the same "dashed against the rocks" experience... BUT IT DIDN'T!!!! SO you have Me and Carl- and I can jap-slap the prize from him (Boohhaahhaahhaahhaaaa..insert evil laugh) JimNY

well I did get an entry from Mark, and one just now from Miss Cates


So I will have to go back and triple check each entry. I will let you know tomorrow evening who is the damb winner.

BD

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Posted by Captain Pedantic on 01-22-2003 at02:31:

 

I would have tried but ran out of time - work was a nightmare.

I did print out the form and answer the questions but did not get to the photo hunt.

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Posted by Baxturd the White on 01-22-2003 at03:02:

 

Thanks BD. It was fun. i played but did not submit, as i missed too many.

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Posted by Mark on 01-22-2003 at04:08:

 

You'll have to post all the correct answers when you're done.

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Posted by EdHead on 01-22-2003 at13:53:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Captain Pedantic I did print out the form and answer the questions but did not get to the photo hunt.

I printed it out also...but didn't get to the photo hunt...

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Posted by EdHead on 01-22-2003 at13:54:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Mark You'll have to post all the correct answers when you're done.

Yes, please.

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Posted by jiminy on 01-22-2003 at14:17:

  yes please

i STILL dont know how I did.
jiminy