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Posted by Pfiagra on 06-15-2005 at10:47:

  Tim Chandler’s Professional Guide Service

Hey Tim...which is your real job, bass playing or bass fishing?!

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Posted by tchandler on 06-15-2005 at10:59:

 

here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!

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Posted by tchandler on 06-15-2005 at11:08:

 

and here's me wearing some sort of tree trunk high on my waist!!

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Posted by carl on 06-15-2005 at11:11:

 

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Originally posted by tchandler here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I get it! PERCHED! HAHAHAHAHAHA.... ok, so it wasn't even remotely that funny....

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Posted by tchandler on 06-15-2005 at11:16:

 

yeah, actually i was concerned that the reference would be lost and my joke would flounder. hahahahaha! good lord. what's happeneing to me. what, i'm turning into berger or something?

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Posted by Pfiagra on 06-15-2005 at11:21:

 

quote:

Originally posted by tchandler here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!

Nice shades.

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Posted by tchandler on 06-15-2005 at11:27:

 

actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!!

(i'm actually completely asleep and snoring quite loudly as i hold the fish in the above photo.)

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Posted by carl on 06-15-2005 at11:35:

 

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Originally posted by tchandler actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!!

Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you?

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Posted by jiminy on 06-15-2005 at11:36:

 

come ,follow me
and I will make you fishers of fish.....

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Posted by tchandler on 06-15-2005 at11:40:

 

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Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you?

hahaha! that was puntastic!

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Posted by freak on 06-15-2005 at11:40:

 

i will follow you jiminy; but only if Carl doesn't come.

~f

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Posted by carl on 06-15-2005 at11:41:



Just one listen to Chris "The Fish" Squire and a young and depressionable tim was hooked....

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Posted by freak on 06-15-2005 at11:41:

 

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Originally posted by tchandler quote: Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you? hahaha! that was puntastic!

Carl is full of literary obscurities, word play and well other not so attractive stuff....

~f

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Posted by freak on 06-15-2005 at11:42:

 

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Originally posted by carl Just one listen to Chris "The Fish" Squire and young tim was hooked....

Chris would hook them with his one of kind rickenbacker line!!!

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Posted by jiminy on 06-15-2005 at12:03:

 

only if Ed throws in his cut

5 % for nothing....

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Posted by Audiori J on 06-15-2005 at12:52:

 

You are supposed to wear swimming trunks not tree trunks....

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Posted by tchandler on 06-15-2005 at12:58:

 

i much prefer the one-piece, high-waisted tree trunk.

and carl, i used to have that one (did he do more than one?) Chris Squire solo album. on vinyl!

(i think that might've been the point at which i arrived at the opinion that bass players maybe shouldn't make solo records.)

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 06-15-2005 at13:00:

 

hey tim!

Is this the place to tell fish stories?

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Posted by Audiori J on 06-15-2005 at13:09:

 

Berger needs to do one though....
his band could be called "the Fries"....
maybe the album cold be caled "Blue Plate Special"...
oh no, thats taken.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 06-15-2005 at13:11:

 

don't forget about this:


maybe berger could do the score for the movie?