Daniel Amos Message Board | Print: it's just the bass player again, every one calm down

Posted by audiori on 04-17-2004 at00:40:

I was at Dan Michael's house and was sitting out on his
porch just gabbing away telling strories and what not....
then all of the sudden Dan's yard furniture chair gave way
under my huge bulk. I broke his chair and toppled a table
over on myself, I think I spilled a drink or two...fell right on
my butt....I was so embarrassed I forgot what I was talking
about.... no wait, that wasn't me that was Tom Howard.
Nevermind, no never had anything like that happen.

Posted by baxter on 04-17-2004 at00:42:

Big Grin

Posted by dennis on 04-17-2004 at15:10:

quote:

Originally posted by audiori
I was at Dan Michael's house and was sitting out on his
porch just gabbing away telling strories and what not....
then all of the sudden Dan's yard furniture chair gave way
under my huge bulk. I broke his chair and toppled a table
over on myself, I think I spilled a drink or two...fell right on
my butt....I was so embarrassed I forgot what I was talking
about.... no wait, that wasn't me that was Tom Howard.
Nevermind, no never had anything like that happen.

I was wondering "huge bulk?" Shocked

You both are skinny fella! Tongue

Posted by dennis on 04-17-2004 at15:11:

quote:

Originally posted by bereal

quote:

Originally posted by dennis
In the 6th grade it was "cool" to kick each other in the nuts! Frown

In the 8th grade, a guy was bugging me while we were in line for water. I told him over and over to leave me alone and he wouldn't. So I turned around and kneeed (spelling? Confused

) him in the nuts! He was in a lot of pain the rest of the day, and he never bothered me again. Smile

)

Yeah... that works pretty well! Shocked

Posted by Squidzit on 04-17-2004 at21:26:

quote:

Originally posted by dennis
In the 6th grade it was "cool" to kick each other in the nuts! Frown

This explains soooooooooo much. Roll Eyes

Posted by DwDunphy on 04-17-2004 at23:29:

This whole thread is like...

...a therapy session for social anxiety disorder.

Vomiting, breakage, spilling, secret messages in the snow. This one's got it all.

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Oooooooof.................SALESMEN!

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Posted by dennis on 04-18-2004 at13:32:

quote:

Originally posted by Squidzit

quote:

Originally posted by dennis
In the 6th grade it was "cool" to kick each other in the nuts! Frown

This explains soooooooooo much. Roll Eyes

Yes it does! Tongue

Posted by Lost Canine on 04-18-2004 at14:24:

When I was in 3rd grade I was taking a bath one night. It was a shower/tub combination with sliding fiberglass doors. I had one foot in the tub and one on top of the grooves in which the doors were fitted. That foot slipped, and I straddled the grooves with gravity having a very profound effect. The grooves split open my scrotum (now, every guy moan and whince). I did not have to have stitches, but it was sore for many days. How about that for a story. Everything is okay, because I have two wondeful children.

Posted by carl on 04-18-2004 at17:32:

Cool

RE: This whole thread is like...

quote:

Originally posted by DwDunphy
...a therapy session for social anxiety disorder.

Vomiting, breakage, spilling, secret messages in the snow. This one's got it all.
_________________________________________________________

And it's not even in the Dump. Go figure. Tongue

Posted by Mark on 04-18-2004 at19:21:

quote:

Originally posted by Lost Canine
When I was in 3rd grade I was taking a bath one night. It was a shower/tub combination with sliding fiberglass doors. I had one foot in the tub and one on top of the grooves in which the doors were fitted. That foot slipped, and I straddled the grooves with gravity having a very profound effect. The grooves split open my scrotum (now, every guy moan and whince). I did not have to have stitches, but it was sore for many days. How about that for a story. Everything is okay, because I have two wondeful children.

Ow! I am in pain just reading the story. Yes I moaned and winced.

Posted by baxter on 04-18-2004 at19:44:

Shocked

i grabbed myself and let out a violent AAAAAAAAAA!

The children were concerned.

Posted by Mark on 04-18-2004 at19:59:

LOL Big Grin

Posted by PuP on 04-18-2004 at22:08:

Posted by Mountain Fan on 04-19-2004 at08:40:

quote:

Originally posted by Lost Canine
When I was in 3rd grade I was taking a bath one night. It was a shower/tub combination with sliding fiberglass doors. I had one foot in the tub and one on top of the grooves in which the doors were fitted. That foot slipped, and I straddled the grooves with gravity having a very profound effect. The grooves split open my scrotum (now, every guy moan and whince). I did not have to have stitches, but it was sore for many days. How about that for a story. Everything is okay, because I have two wondeful children.

OWWWW!

One of our friends kids was maybe 3 or 4 and dropped the toilet seat onto his main member (caught between the bottom of the seat and the top of the toilet rim). Forunately, no lasting damage or stitches for him either. Ouch!

Posted by Lost Canine on 04-19-2004 at14:21:

Frown

This thread hurts!

Posted by Mountain Fan on 04-19-2004 at14:32:

quote:

Originally posted by Lost Canine
This thread hurts!

Thread hurts if you're getting stitches (but not in stitches). Big Grin

I think I heard someone else say recently "love hurts"!