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Posted by Woggy on 03-21-2003 at09:45:

 

My manager, one Mr. JimInY Cricket, Esquire, shall handle the final decisions on all song choices. Mr. Cricket, under the auspices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, shall make all arrangements forthwith ad nauseum antidisestablishmentarianism. Please direct any inquiries to him at: 777 Lemon Drive, Disney World, USA.

Thank you for your cooperation,

Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter )

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at10:20:

 

"Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter)"


SO yer tellin me your gonna be at the Oscars?

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Posted by carl on 03-21-2003 at10:46:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy "Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter)"

More like Queen Latte....

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 03-21-2003 at11:27:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Woggy My manager, one Mr. JimInY Cricket, Esquire, shall handle the final decisions on all song choices. Mr. Cricket, under the auspices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, shall make all arrangements forthwith ad nauseum antidisestablishmentarianism. Please direct any inquiries to him at: 777 Lemon Drive, Disney World, USA. Thank you for your cooperation, Queen Woggy (sorta like Queen Latifa, only cuter )

Queen Woggy,

I've heard of this manager who is representing you. You know, I feel it is just fair to warn you about him. If you look carefully (or even knock a little bit) you'll find that his legs are made out of titanium. Also, in the past that he has been beaten to a pulp and even nailed to a helm.

Now, I don't want to spread gossip or anything, but you might want to watch out for this guy. Just ask yerself some questions, dear Queen. What could he have done to warrent such treatment and injuries?

If I were you, I'd carry a shingle-hatchet just for protection. I'm not sure about this next point, but I think he also represented "David Anus" wannabe, "Bird Boy," who later turned out to have stolen a Dr. Edward Daniel Taylor shipment, killed the drivers and abused a platypus named Earl.

Now, Dear Queen, I'm not telling you what to do ... just to be careful when dealing which characters with such questionable ... well, character. Remember that shingle-hatchet. It could save your life!

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Posted by carl on 03-21-2003 at11:33:

 

There's at least something about the idea of JimInY as Brian Epstein that strikes me as funny....

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at11:33:

 

shingle hachet!
My mother used to make a great hot dish with tuna and peas called Sh_t on a shingle:
keep in mind -
these titanium legs are very powerful,I could shovel a few loads into that piehole of yours before you could say.
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might as well use my acro!.
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before you could say
JIMINY CRICKET!

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at12:11:

 


as you can see- there are similarities..
but he really should be wearing his
cravat.

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at12:12:

 



(like me!)

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 03-21-2003 at12:25:

 

I'm just trying to warn our dear Queen about questionable characters, that's all. You can't get upset about me trying to warn and protect our Queen!

As for yer titanium legs being powerful ... watch it or I'll magnetize you!

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy shingle hachet! My mother used to make a great hot dish with tuna and peas called Sh_t on a shingle: keep in mind - these titanium legs are very powerful,I could shovel a few loads into that piehole of yours before you could say. . . . . .. might as well use my acro!. . . . . . . .. . . .. . before you could say JIMINY CRICKET!

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 03-21-2003 at12:26:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy shingle hachet!

Yes, a shingle hatchet! My one Bible College prof used to carry one for protection.

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at12:58:

  I mean this-brian

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Posted by carl on 03-21-2003 at13:08:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick quote: Originally posted by jiminy shingle hachet! Yes, a shingle hatchet!

Will you people please stop drinking? It frightens the children!

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at13:27:

  I know!!

CArl-
I think hes trying to say
single cravat!

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at13:41:

 

I was going to use the word
ascot
but I can imagine where THAT could have gone.

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Posted by carl on 03-21-2003 at13:43:

 

The Argument Dump'd been my guess.... we got LOTS of ascots there....

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Posted by wes berlin on 03-21-2003 at13:45:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy I was going to use the word ascot but I can imagine where THAT could have gone.

probably here....



(john lennon's home in ascot)

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Posted by jiminy on 03-21-2003 at14:06:

  no....

I was thinkin its what the vice squad says to the lady of the evening.........

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Posted by wes berlin on 03-21-2003 at14:50:

 

i know, i know....i was just trying to save us from that.

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Posted by Ron E on 03-21-2003 at15:59:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy (like me!)

What's this, Kermit the Frog passing gas?

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Posted by Dr Rich on 03-21-2003 at16:05:

 

playing "Covered Wagons?"

or "dutch oven?"