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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-07-2006 at13:54:

  All about me AND WHAT OF IT??!!?!

Name: ...What?
Birthday: Born over several consecutive Wednesdays sometime during the April, May period of 1937

Birthplace: Lubbock Texas
Current Location: In a chair, of course. I'M SITTING AT A COMPUTER AREN'T I??!!! IS THERE SOME SORT OF PROBLEM WITH THAT??!!!?!

Current Occupation: Under-employed, middle-aged, embittered bass player.

Dream Occupation: Under-employed, middle-aged, embittered bass player.
Eye Color: chickpeas
Hair Color: 1924
Height: gkk!
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: circus people
Your Biggest Weakness: sweet potato arm
Your Fears: sweet potato arms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kicking Chandler's burro.
Your Most Overused Phrase or word: GGkxkk!...Gggxkxxk!...Gkk...Ggggckkxkkk, I don't know! I
can't answer that one!!!

Your Best Physical Feature: Hunchback!
Pepsi or Coke: Lavoris
Favorite Fast Food: Lavoris
Can You Cook: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Windex
Cappuccino or Coffee: Windex
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: 23
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): 24
Letterman or Leno: 23
Do you Smoke: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Do you Sing: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Do you Dance: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Most unusual talent: Mommy
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: Breathing, continuously.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Orange
Are you a Health Freak: Windex
Do/did you get along with your Parents: What are parents
Do you play an Instrument: chickpeas!!
Have you ever Stolen Anything: North Dakota!!!
Have You Ever been Beaten up: Everyone here on the board knows the answer to that one!! sTOP RUBBING IT IN!!!!! And yes, if you must know, AGAIN, YESTERDAY BY YOU KNOW WHO!!!gk!!!!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mommy
What country would you most like to Visit: Cappuccino
Number of CDs I own: False
Number of Piercings: C
Number of Tattoos: a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-z
Number of Message Board Alliases: one
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was



Posted by .backs. on 09-07-2006 at14:59:

 

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

my co-workers are staring again



Posted by bereal on 09-07-2006 at15:00:

 

my experiments are staring again and begging, "what? what is it, Momma?"
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Berger! Smile



Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-07-2006 at15:21:

 

Hi, Gggkkgorgeous!! And hello to you too, bereal!!!!



Posted by bereal on 09-07-2006 at15:22:

 

Big Grin



Posted by .backs. on 09-07-2006 at15:30:

 

Big Grin

Berger, how kind of you to notice the extra time i took with my toilet this morning.



Posted by joey on 09-07-2006 at15:35:

Question RE: All about me AND WHAT OF IT??!!?!

quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mommy



berger, you want to be carl when you grow up? Confused
yeah, a lot of us do actually..... Big Grin Cool Crying



Posted by bereal on 09-07-2006 at15:41:

 

Tongue



Posted by Captain Pedantic on 09-07-2006 at16:03:

  RE: All about me AND WHAT OF IT??!!?!

quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kicking Chandler's burro.



And I hope you suceed at this Berger. That Chandlers got it coming to him, with his "oh look at me I can play the bass guitar, I know how to do other stuff, oh I"m so great"

Kick his butt Berger!



Posted by Ron E on 09-07-2006 at20:45:

  RE: All about me AND WHAT OF IT??!!?!

tears, literal actual tears running down my cheeks...



Posted by bereal on 09-07-2006 at21:20:

  RE: All about me AND WHAT OF IT??!!?!

quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Name: ...What?
Birthday: Born over several consecutive Wednesdays sometime during the April, May period of 1937

Birthplace: Lubbock Texas
Current Location: In a chair, of course. I'M SITTING AT A COMPUTER AREN'T I??!!! IS THERE SOME SORT OF PROBLEM WITH THAT??!!!?!

Current Occupation: Under-employed, middle-aged, embittered bass player.

Dream Occupation: Under-employed, middle-aged, embittered bass player.
Eye Color: chickpeas
Hair Color: 1924
Height: gkk!
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: circus people
Your Biggest Weakness: sweet potato arm
Your Fears: sweet potato arms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kicking Chandler's burro.
Your Most Overused Phrase or word: GGkxkk!...Gggxkxxk!...Gkk...Ggggckkxkkk, I don't know! I
can't answer that one!!!

Your Best Physical Feature: Hunchback!
Pepsi or Coke: Lavoris
Favorite Fast Food: Lavoris
Can You Cook: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Windex
Cappuccino or Coffee: Windex
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: 23
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): 24
Letterman or Leno: 23
Do you Smoke: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Do you Sing: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Do you Dance: Only if someone lights me on fire.
Most unusual talent: Mommy
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: Breathing, continuously.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Orange
Are you a Health Freak: Windex
Do/did you get along with your Parents: What are parents
Do you play an Instrument: chickpeas!!
Have you ever Stolen Anything: North Dakota!!!
Have You Ever been Beaten up: Everyone here on the board knows the answer to that one!! sTOP RUBBING IT IN!!!!! And yes, if you must know, AGAIN, YESTERDAY BY YOU KNOW WHO!!!gk!!!!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mommy
What country would you most like to Visit: Cappuccino
Number of CDs I own: False
Number of Piercings: C
Number of Tattoos: a-b-c-d-e-f-g
Number of Message Board Alliases: one
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was


Berger, you must try, try, try to avoid them Girl Scouts at all costs. You can't afford their cookies......... Wink



Posted by Berger Roy Al on 09-07-2006 at21:27:

 

CHANDLER, SOMEHOW, MAKES THE GIRLSCOUTS HATE ME!!! GKGKGKGGKKKK!!!!!



Posted by bereal on 09-07-2006 at21:37:

 

Are you sure they hate you Berger? There could be something else to this. But then again your feud with Chandler goes way back................



Posted by audiori on 09-07-2006 at21:41:

 

Are they still trying to "pants you?"



Posted by dorfsmith on 09-08-2006 at02:10:

 

LMAO!!! This is the best thread of the year Big Grin



Posted by Captain Pedantic on 09-08-2006 at03:35:

 

Hang on........... tim chandlers initials are TC and TC can also stand for The Cookies. Tim is in league with the girl scouts. I knew it had to be him that dirty rotten stinker chandler.



Posted by Audiori J on 09-08-2006 at10:13:

  RE: All about me AND WHAT OF IT??!!?!

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Pedantic
butt Berger


He said butt berger.



Posted by joey on 09-08-2006 at11:16:

Thumb Up!

quote:
Originally posted by dorfsmith
LMAO!!! This is the best thread of the year Big Grin


yep... i voted! Happy



Posted by jiminy on 09-08-2006 at12:19:

 

lordy- I just read this..glad I was on my lunch..I made the quiet room go off kilter!!

whenever in doubt- Orange IS the correct answer!!!!



Posted by joey on 09-08-2006 at13:10:

 

Roll Eyes


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