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audiori
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I was at Dan Michael's house and was sitting out on his
porch just gabbing away telling strories and what not....
then all of the sudden Dan's yard furniture chair gave way
under my huge bulk. I broke his chair and toppled a table
over on myself, I think I spilled a drink or two...fell right on
my butt....I was so embarrassed I forgot what I was talking
about.... no wait, that wasn't me that was Tom Howard.
Nevermind, no never had anything like that happen.
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baxter
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dennis
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Originally posted by audiori
I was at Dan Michael's house and was sitting out on his
porch just gabbing away telling strories and what not....
then all of the sudden Dan's yard furniture chair gave way
under my huge bulk. I broke his chair and toppled a table
over on myself, I think I spilled a drink or two...fell right on
my butt....I was so embarrassed I forgot what I was talking
about.... no wait, that wasn't me that was Tom Howard.
Nevermind, no never had anything like that happen. |
I was wondering "huge bulk?"
You both are skinny fella!
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dennis
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Originally posted by dennis
In the 6th grade it was "cool" to kick each other in the nuts!
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In the 8th grade, a guy was bugging me while we were in line for water. I told him over and over to leave me alone and he wouldn't. So I turned around and kneeed (spelling?
) him in the nuts! He was in a lot of pain the rest of the day, and he never bothered me again.
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Yeah... that works pretty well!
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Squidzit
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Originally posted by dennis
In the 6th grade it was "cool" to kick each other in the nuts!
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This explains soooooooooo much.
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DwDunphy
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This whole thread is like... |
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...a therapy session for social anxiety disorder.
Vomiting, breakage, spilling, secret messages in the snow. This one's got it all.
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dennis
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Originally posted by Squidzit
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Originally posted by dennis
In the 6th grade it was "cool" to kick each other in the nuts!
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This explains soooooooooo much.
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Yes it does!
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carl
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RE: This whole thread is like... |
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Originally posted by DwDunphy
...a therapy session for social anxiety disorder.
Vomiting, breakage, spilling, secret messages in the snow. This one's got it all.
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And it's not even in the Dump. Go figure.
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Mark
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Originally posted by Lost Canine
When I was in 3rd grade I was taking a bath one night. It was a shower/tub combination with sliding fiberglass doors. I had one foot in the tub and one on top of the grooves in which the doors were fitted. That foot slipped, and I straddled the grooves with gravity having a very profound effect. The grooves split open my scrotum (now, every guy moan and whince). I did not have to have stitches, but it was sore for many days. How about that for a story. Everything is okay, because I have two wondeful children. |
Ow! I am in pain just reading the story. Yes I moaned and winced.
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baxter
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i grabbed myself and let out a violent AAAAAAAAAA!
The children were concerned.
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Mark
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LOL
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PuP
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Mountain Fan
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Originally posted by Lost Canine
When I was in 3rd grade I was taking a bath one night. It was a shower/tub combination with sliding fiberglass doors. I had one foot in the tub and one on top of the grooves in which the doors were fitted. That foot slipped, and I straddled the grooves with gravity having a very profound effect. The grooves split open my scrotum (now, every guy moan and whince). I did not have to have stitches, but it was sore for many days. How about that for a story. Everything is okay, because I have two wondeful children. |
OWWWW!
One of our friends kids was maybe 3 or 4 and dropped the toilet seat onto his main member (caught between the bottom of the seat and the top of the toilet rim). Forunately, no lasting damage or stitches for him either. Ouch!
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Lost Canine
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This thread hurts!
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Mountain Fan
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Originally posted by Lost Canine
This thread hurts! |
Thread hurts if you're getting stitches (but not in stitches).
I think I heard someone else say recently "love hurts"!
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