 an interesting fact about Ghandi |
Jim Muglia
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Greetings,
Ghandi was a deeply religious man. He and his followers would often walk on long pilgimages barefoot. A somewhat frail man, he was known to deny himself by fasting a lot. As a result of this fasting he would often have bad breath.
Because of these things he was known as a "super-calloused fragile mystic aneorexic with halitosis". ba-da-bing!!!
Take care,
Jim
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05-02-2002 23:31 |
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"He described once that the most evil creation ever
visited upon mankind was the internal combustion engine."
--Peter Jackson quoting J. R. R. Tolkien
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05-03-2002 12:01 |
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Gamgee
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That's a really lame joke...
I love it! 
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05-03-2002 12:24 |
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jc
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A fellow got a job driving a busload of Special Ed kids to school.
The bus was painted up and called The Sesame Street Bus
On his first day heres who he picked up:
Overweight twin girls named Patricia.
A fellow named Ross, All He could say is "I'm Special". He was
A man named Lester Reese, who had the annoying habit of
Taking off his shoes and "self massaging" his feet.
When He got home after his first day of work
His wife said" Hows the new job?"
He replied..
Oh nothing unusual……….
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Just two obese Patti's, Special Ross and Lester Reese picking
bunions on a Sesame Street Bus.
sorry
JimiNY
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05-03-2002 12:45 |
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Joey T.
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Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain....
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Originally posted by jc
A fellow got a job driving a busload of Special Ed kids to school.
The bus was painted up and called The Sesame Street Bus
On his first day heres who he picked up:
Overweight twin girls named Patricia.
A fellow named Ross, All He could say is "I'm Special". He was
A man named Lester Reese, who had the annoying habit of
Taking off his shoes and "self massaging" his feet.
When He got home after his first day of work
His wife said" Hows the new job?"
He replied..
Oh nothing unusual……….
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Just two obese Patti's, Special Ross and Lester Reese picking
bunions on a Sesame Street Bus.
sorry
JimiNY
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LOL!!!
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Dr Rich
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Originally posted by jc
A fellow got a job driving a busload of Special Ed kids to school.
The bus was painted up and called The Sesame Street Bus
On his first day heres who he picked up:
Overweight twin girls named Patricia.
A fellow named Ross, All He could say is "I'm Special". He was
A man named Lester Reese, who had the annoying habit of
Taking off his shoes and "self massaging" his feet.
When He got home after his first day of work
His wife said" Hows the new job?"
He replied..
Oh nothing unusual……….
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Just two obese Patti's, Special Ross and Lester Reese picking
bunions on a Sesame Street Bus.
sorry
JimiNY
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my oh my 
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05-03-2002 16:16 |
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Andrew
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Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it.
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There was a bank teller called Patricia Wack. One day she was working when a frog hopped up onto her counter.
A little surprised she was about to shoo the frog off when it spoke to her. "I want a loan" the frog said.
Patricia was even more surprised by this but decided to play along. "Ok Whats your name?"
"Kermit...Kermit Jagger"
"Sure and do you have any collateral for the loan"
The frog pulled out a small ceramic elephant.
Mrs wack was unsure what it was or how to describe it on the loan application form so she went to her manager and explained the situation.
So the manager said......
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That's a nic-nac Patty Wack give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone.
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05-05-2002 16:41 |
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Gamgee
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A termite walks into a bar and asks,
"Is the bar tender here?"
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05-05-2002 20:27 |
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Andrew
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Posts: 651
Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it.
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey why the long face?"
A man walks into a bar. Got two stiches in his head.
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05-05-2002 21:18 |
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Gamgee
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Originally posted by Andrew
A man walks into a bar. Got two stiches in his head.
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Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think that the second guy would have gotten a clue.
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05-05-2002 21:35 |
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Gamgee
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| I just had to give this board a 5 star rating... |
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... it's too lame to deserve less.
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05-05-2002 21:36 |
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Andrew
Woolly Eggwhisk
Registration Date: 03-14-2002
Posts: 651
Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it.
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Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A: A wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
A: A bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?
A: A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin'love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes? A: A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A: A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Truck?
A: bl**dy talented!
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05-05-2002 22:56 |
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Gamgee
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
A piece of string walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve string here." So the string ties himself into a knot, and then frays one end. He walks back into the bar, and the bartender says, "Aren't you the string who was just here?" The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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05-06-2002 12:39 |
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Andrew
Woolly Eggwhisk
Registration Date: 03-14-2002
Posts: 651
Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it.
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A man is lieing ina hospital bed.
Doctor Doctor I can't feel my legs..
That's because we cut off your arms.
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Doctor Doctor people keep ignoring me
Next!
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Doctor Doctor I'm in the wrong joke
To get to the other side of course
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05-06-2002 17:55 |
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Jim Muglia
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Greetings,
Farmer to the bull: "How do you bulls do it? Every time there's an earthquake, I look out the window, and all the pigs, chickens, and cows are falling to the ground and rolling all over the place; but you bulls just somehow keep standing there almost perfectly still. How do you bulls manage to do that?"
Bull to the farmer: "Well, you see...
we bulls wobble but we don't fall down." ba-da-bing!!!
No apologies here; that one is funny!!!
Jim
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05-06-2002 19:11 |
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Jim Muglia
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Greetings,
Q: Why was Chief Sitting Bull buried on the side of the hill?
A: Because he was dead.
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If Abe Lioncoln were living today would he be:
A)running for governor of Nebraska
B) helping fellow Republicans get elected
C) desperately pounding and scratching to get out of his coffin?
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Q: What did the one casket say to the other casket?
A: Hey, is that you coffin?
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Jewish son: Dad, can I please have five dollars?
Jewish dad: Four dollars? What the heck do you need three dollars for?
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Pro-Israel, by the way (so don't call me an anti-Semite for that last joke, its just in fun. The only real Jewish person I've known happens to be very generous, by the way, plus Jesus and the apostles were Jewish),
Jim
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05-06-2002 19:24 |
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Shemp
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Q: What do you call a one legged woman?
A: Ilene
Q: What do you call a one legged woman in Chinese?
A: Irene
Q: Did you hear the one about the rope?
Ahh, skip it.
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