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Posted by larryl on 07-14-2006 at13:49:

  the writings of berger roy al

i stumbled across this.....

quote:
Penitence
by Berger Roy Al
A monastery somewhere in the Italian Alps: Ives, a 60-year-old monk, sadly gathered his belongings. Sworn to a vow of silence, he was overheard in his room singing "I've Got Rhythm" during prayer time. He was quickly excomunicated.
The old Monk thought back on his life. He remembered his first childhood conversation with a local priest.
"Is God all-loving?" he asked the priest. The large man looked knowingly at the small boy and closed his eyes for a minute to think. Soon he fell asleep. Ives stayed with the man for three days and three nights til he finally woke again.
"Well?, asked the 8-year-old Ives.
"What was the question again? said the priest. "And while you're over there, could you hand me that icon?"
The old monk thought back on all the happy times he had spent at the monastery; the way the other monks had stood up for him the time he was caught snuggling a baked ham during evening mass.
He thought of his best friend, Father Gelardo, whose hobby was to mime the words "I'll catch you later" and then walk off grinning.
All this remembrance made the old monk nostalgic and he hoped for another chance. He ascended the steps to the balcony where the abbot was meditating.
"Father, I know I have sinned but I beg you for one more chance. Please, just one more chance!!"
The abbot, full of compassion and understanding, smiled kindly at the old man and pushed him off the balcony.
The point of this story escapes me.

Next weel:
...Herschel regarded the mannequin carefully. If he moved too fast a life would be lost, and he knew it...






seems awfully coherent....



Posted by bereal on 07-14-2006 at22:06:

 

..........notice the point still escapes him though..........
































Tongue



Posted by uvulapie on 07-17-2006 at07:17:

 

Mental disease could be a progressive thing as well and this may have been written long ago when el Bergermeister was more coherent. And if his writings have degenerated from this to the level of his current posts just imagine how his playing may have changes from Outdoor Elvis to the mythical Swirling Eddies. Maybe the delay is not so much Camarillo being busy with a side-gig but perhaps Camarillo is taking to blame while the band attempts to pour pot after pot of black coffee into Berger in an attempt to bring to reality enough to play.



Posted by Berger Roy Al on 07-17-2006 at10:38:

 

... ... ... What? gggxkxkk! Where am I? ...



Posted by Mountain Fan on 07-17-2006 at10:59:

 

quote:
Originally posted by uvulapie
Mental disease could be a progressive thing as well and this may have been written long ago when my lil' El Bergermeister was more coherent. And if his writings have degenerated from this to the level of his current posts just envisage how his playing may have changes from Outdoor Elvis to the mythical Swirling Eddies. Maybe the delay is not so much Camarillo being busy with a side-gig but perhaps Camarillo is taking to blame while the band attempts to pour pot after pot of black coffee into Berger in an attempt to bring to reality enough to play.


Is Berger the Syd Barrett of the Swirling Eddies? Shocked Tongue Big Grin

At least Berger should still be alive and kickin' for awhile. Frown



Posted by Woggy on 07-17-2006 at14:16:

 

I WANT TO READ the next installment!

mannequins totally rock.



Posted by jiminy on 07-17-2006 at14:38:

 

when All the mannequins are gone ....


can we still say "Mannequin Left!"



Posted by joey on 07-17-2006 at15:17:

Cool

quote:
Originally posted by Mountain Fan
Is Berger the Syd Barrett of the Swirling Eddies? Shocked Tongue Big Grin




i said that on the dorkboard w/o even thinking about this thread.....

Pleased



Posted by Berger Roy Al on 07-18-2006 at09:17:

 

quote:
A monastery somewhere in the Italian Alps: Ives, a 60-year-old monk, sadly gathered his belongings. Sworn to a vow of silence, he was overheard in his room singing "I've Got Rhythm" during prayer time. He was quickly excomunicated.........


Ok, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I NEVER WROTE ANY OF THAT!! SOMEONE (I SUSPECT THAT DIRTBAG CHANDLER) TOOK ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL WORDS AND MANGLED THEM!!!

Since I have the original transcript, the following is what I actually wrote, and I stand by every word:

ashgaiegaoenien asoin en asn xzc aldfg[q059uyt2835yuq3hg[q8rhvq;oirhvoqrnvqevoqw8erhg8q3hgq835gy[0q83tg[iaeg
hsdfg.aetm28y45vmp275t275y0293745-v283v23m85vy2p958tvwp958nt7ypw95tywp985ty
wm95t2pm98typ2953tyv92853n298n57tvw57tp2395vp92tp2937tp928376bt092tr092374f
y2034roq234yr2o8347troqw734fqwi37yrlqi3rfhlakjrfhlaiuflaksdghfliauwhfiauyhf
lkahwgfrliahwrlfkhagsdlfiyuqgwerifughqwrileuoqwieruh11111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111oiusa
efrguiqhewriughqweriuhqoiwruqiouwrgfoiquwhgfriuqwrhfpuiqwrpiuqywtrpquywtrpq
uwfajkldhflaksfh.cxv.,zmv.z,xbnvhldsafh;alsdf;alsjkdhpwerfpoihf;aqwhe;asdf;
vjnas.jvn.asjknvakbnv,.adnvav.,zbvmnzbc,mzcnbVdkljagfdkjashgflaugf;sdfg;sl'
;sdlhj'erh[erpotyiw[pyuwhat'reyoulookingat?[weqoiyutprquyqoipweoqitefadgfak
sjhgfalksdfhasd;lgfjas/;dgkjds/mn.,mznz.,mxn.,zxcnv.z,xcnv.z,cnhv;lasdfhgk;
ajsd;laigpqwouierpoe3g;qoeuirgpqoeriqop;8rug;aorhv;ahv;alkhvlawhvlajsv.a,js
;laqoutylp;qutpquowqoytiaslkhasdkja;lskdgfklasjdgfpqoweu8yrpqoigyq9834gyq3o
84typq935876t9q34ytquwerkfhasjdv,cv .Zxmc ,zmnvfjafbgl;quoryhgp43typiq4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by peawinkel on 07-18-2006 at10:01:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
quote:
A monastery somewhere in the Italian Alps: Ives, a 60-year-old monk, sadly gathered his belongings. Sworn to a vow of silence, he was overheard in his room singing "I've Got Rhythm" during prayer time. He was quickly excomunicated.........


Ok, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I NEVER WROTE ANY OF THAT!! SOMEONE (I SUSPECT THAT DIRTBAG CHANDLER) TOOK ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL WORDS AND MANGLED THEM!!!

Since I have the original transcript, the following is what I actually wrote, and I stand by every word:

ashgaiegaoenien asoin en asn xzc aldfg[q059uyt2835yuq3hg[q8rhvq;oirhvoqrnvqevoqw8erhg8q3hgq835gy[0q83tg[iaeg
hsdfg.aetm28y45vmp275t275y0293745-v283v23m85vy2p958tvwp958nt7ypw95tywp985ty
wm95t2pm98typ2953tyv92853n298n57tvw57tp2395vp92tp2937tp928376bt092tr092374f
y2034roq234yr2o8347troqw734fqwi37yrlqi3rfhlakjrfhlaiuflaksdghfliauwhfiauyhf
lkahwgfrliahwrlfkhagsdlfiyuqgwerifughqwrileuoqwieruh11111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111oiusa
efrguiqhewriughqweriuhqoiwruqiouwrgfoiquwhgfriuqwrhfpuiqwrpiuqywtrpquywtrpq
uwfajkldhflaksfh.cxv.,zmv.z,xbnvhldsafh;alsdf;alsjkdhpwerfpoihf;aqwhe;asdf;
vjnas.jvn.asjknvakbnv,.adnvav.,zbvmnzbc,mzcnbVdkljagfdkjashgflaugf;sdfg;sl'
;sdlhj'erh[erpotyiw[pyuwhat'reyoulookingat?[weqoiyutprquyqoipweoqitefadgfak
sjhgfalksdfhasd;lgfjas/;dgkjds/mn.,mznz.,mxn.,zxcnv.z,xcnv.z,cnhv;lasdfhgk;
ajsd;laigpqwouierpoe3g;qoeuirgpqoeriqop;8rug;aorhv;ahv;alkhvlawhvlajsv.a,js
;laqoutylp;qutpquowqoytiaslkhasdkja;lskdgfklasjdgfpqoweu8yrpqoigyq9834gyq3o
84typq935876t9q34ytquwerkfhasjdv,cv .Zxmc ,zmnvfjafbgl;quoryhgp43typiq4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





I don't see a whole lot of difference between each rendering



Posted by Berger Roy Al on 07-18-2006 at11:24:

 

PQW8RHO[QWRJVQ3[QONV'AENVQINE9QGQ53HGOAIVRQ9R[VQJ35[GHJWQEGJPQ3JG[Q35JGQ93R
JG9J5G9QWPQ[90357QOPRHGOQ358GQ3GQ3 ANFLAN;GAQ'GRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by TattooBob on 07-18-2006 at11:30:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
PQW8RHO[QWRJVQ3[QONV'AENVQINE9QGQ53HGOAIVRQ9R[VQJ35[GHJWQEGJPQ3JG[Q35JGQ93R
JG9J5G9QWPQ[90357QOPRHGOQ358GQ3GQ3 ANFLAN;GAQ'GRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's like you have insight into my soul! Crying



Posted by peawinkel on 07-18-2006 at11:54:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
PQW8RHO[QWRJVQ3[QONV'AENVQINE9QGQ53HGOAIVRQ9R[VQJ35[GHJWQEGJPQ3JG[Q35JGQ93R
JG9J5G9QWPQ[90357QOPRHGOQ358GQ3GQ3 ANFLAN;GAQ'GRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!





I notice you have a special affinity for the letter, Q,..............................hmmmnn.



Posted by Audiori J on 07-18-2006 at12:20:

 


ANFLAN!!!!



Posted by Woggy on 07-18-2006 at13:33:

 

I think we've all entered another universe.....................

where BERGER IS THE KING!

(or is that Berger King???)

Just don't let him play in anyone's backyard anymore..........that creeps me out.



Posted by peawinkel on 07-18-2006 at13:45:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Woggy
I think we've all entered another universe.....................

where BERGER IS THE KING!

(or is that Berger King???)

Just don't let him play in anyone's backyard anymore..........that creeps me out.




Is that Burger King or Mike Schmidt (the HOF slugger from the Phillies)?



Posted by Woggy on 07-18-2006 at14:28:

 

hMMMMMMMMMMMM, INTEREsting.....

YOU TELL ME!




Posted by peawinkel on 07-18-2006 at14:49:

 

I think they're one in the same



Posted by .backs. on 07-18-2006 at16:23:

 

quote:
Originally posted by TattooBob
quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
PQW8RHO[QWRJVQ3[QONV'AENVQINE9QGQ53HGOAIVRQ9R[VQJ35[GHJWQEGJPQ3JG[Q35JGQ93R
JG9J5G9QWPQ[90357QOPRHGOQ358GQ3GQ3 ANFLAN;GAQ'GRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's like you have insight into my soul! Crying


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

my favorite post in many a day



Posted by bereal on 07-19-2006 at09:53:

Thumb Up!

quote:
Originally posted by .backs.
quote:
Originally posted by TattooBob
quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
PQW8RHO[QWRJVQ3[QONV'AENVQINE9QGQ53HGOAIVRQ9R[VQJ35[GHJWQEGJPQ3JG[Q35JGQ93R
JG9J5G9QWPQ[90357QOPRHGOQ358GQ3GQ3 ANFLAN;GAQ'GRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's like you have insight into my soul! Crying


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

my favorite post in many a day


Big Grin


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