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Posted by Captain Pedantic on 11-05-2006 at15:40:
Return of the AOL menace!
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
This website translates english into the language of the average 12 year old AOLer.
Here is the Return of the beat menace
AGANE U ANOUNCE WHIEL U WHIRL AND BOUNCE
INTENTIONS 2 POUNCA ON DA BAT MENAEC
NO WOMAN OR MAN CUD AVAR WITHSTAND
THE DEVIOS PLANS OF DA BAT M3NAEC
COM3 2 LAY U LOW W3VA COM3 2 VEX UR SU
FELNG DA HAAT HEL AT UR FET
DONT EVAN SPEAK OF TEH BAT M3NAEC
SOM3THNG 2 TAEK AWAY UR INOC3NC3
SOMEONA 2 BLMA IT ON
H3LPS U 2 DEFAAT
DANCNG IN TEH STRET
COME 2 LAY U LOW WEVA COM3 2 VEX U IN UR MIND- DA NATUR3 OF CRIEM
IS 2 SWALOW TEH LIEN OF DA BAT MENAEC
IMAGINATIONS ON DA RIES AGANE
SO HIED UR H3ART AWAY
DUST OF TEH FAARS AND GUILTS AND LEIS AGANE
TH3 BAT SI H3RA 2 U SAETLIET CAN R3ACH TAHT 3SKIMO
H3 BUYS A SUIT AND TEI
RE-STYL3S HIS HARE LIEK GIRLS IN TUP3LO
AND SNGS SWET BYE AND BYE
H3S METNG AL UR STRANG3 REQUIERMENTS
HA THINKS U CANT B FOLAD
HAL G3T DA RULES AND LAWS AND SACRMANTS
BY S3NDNG CH3X 2 U COMA 2 BRNG U LOW
Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-06-2006 at11:19:
that's why I never bothered trying to learn the language of text messaging
Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-06-2006 at11:25:
text messaging is a way for wireless companies to increase revenues.
my attitude is if you don't have time to talk to me, it can wait or I don't want to hear from you.
Of course, I don't have any teenagers yet, so this will likely change at some point, although I'm sure the technology and/or "language" will be different by then.
Posted by joey on 11-06-2006 at13:03:
my g/f and i use them to communicate when one or both of us are at work.... and we are not able to make a phone call...
Posted by Mountain Fan on 11-06-2006 at13:36:
well I'm really am glad they work for you and your g/f
i am also really glad i'm not dating and expected to learn it. i better find other ways to make br feel loved and appreciated.
Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at15:36:
Posted by PuP on 11-07-2006 at21:24:
Nuthin sez luv like "i <3 u"
Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at21:25:
yup, mf needs to find other ways to make me feel loved and appreciated.
Posted by PuP on 11-07-2006 at21:57:
"i <3 u" ain't enuff?
Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at22:03:
i'm clueless........
Posted by PuP on 11-07-2006 at22:09:
Man, you are old!
<3 is a heart lying on its side.
Posted by bereal on 11-07-2006 at22:12:
i was trying to figure out what "less than 3" had to do with love.........
Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 11-08-2006 at12:37:
Yeah, Mrs. Real. It's kinda the same as !) is a smiley face of a guy with his left eye missing -- on its side
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