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Posted by joey on 12-22-2008 at12:26:

the big fruitcake from hell....

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/style/35659169.html?elr=KArksUUUU

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-22-2008 at12:34:

 

It looks pretty good. What the heck? Let's all have a DAmb slice!

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-22-2008 at12:37:

 

When Jesus comes back, he expects you to have eaten everything on your plate!

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Posted by DwDunphy on 12-22-2008 at14:06:

 

It looks like a gallstone.

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Posted by Ritchie_az on 12-22-2008 at15:30:

  This one looks a little tastier

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Posted by DwDunphy on 12-22-2008 at15:37:

 

No it doesn't. That one looks like a hemorrhoid seat ring.

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Posted by Ron E on 12-22-2008 at19:33:

 

How do you know?


SOrry, little junior high humor there...



ANyway, we're trying to keep our twelve year old from singing "Fruitcake from Hell " too much around the house as the 2 and 3 year olds are quite the sponges, and I'm not sure I want them repeating it for their pre school sunday school class... or wherever... yet.

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Posted by DwDunphy on 12-22-2008 at21:43:

 

How do I know? Me and my bum will never tell.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-23-2008 at08:06:

 

There's no shame in using a nice seat ring to settle out the bumps in your life's journey.

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Posted by DwDunphy on 12-23-2008 at12:45:

 

If my journey is going to be spent permanently on the backfield, I forfeit.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 12-23-2008 at13:08:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Ron E How do you know? SOrry, little junior high humor there... ANyway, we're trying to keep our twelve year old from singing "Fruitcake from Hell " too much around the house as the 2 and 3 year olds are quite the sponges, and I'm not sure I want them repeating it for their pre school sunday school class... or wherever... yet.

the mother of 3 young boys we know was telling us she was trying to get the older 2 that can talk to stop saying "fart". her husband (who they learned this from) was trying to be helpful and get them to stop. except he would tell them not to say "the f-word" so as not to repeat it himself. now, when she is out in public she also has to wonder if they will start talking about "the f-word".

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Posted by DwDunphy on 12-23-2008 at13:21:

 

It could be worse. YouTube is riddled with videos of tiny tots who were told by their parents to "Smile and curse for the camera..."