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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-03-2009 at15:03:

  The 2009 NRC

Well, what do you people think about the 2009 Nora Roberts Collection? WHAT? WHAT??WHAT???HUH??!WELL?? WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE ANSWERING ME???!!?!

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Posted by Ritchie_az on 04-04-2009 at01:01:

 

NRC

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Posted by sondance on 04-04-2009 at13:12:

 

berger confusing polonium pellets for girl scout cookies again?

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Posted by DwDunphy on 04-04-2009 at14:03:

 

NRC, NRA, 'sall bad.

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Posted by sondance on 04-04-2009 at17:42:

 

them's fightin' initials DWD
where i growed up a pick up wasn't driveable without a gun rack across the back window.
but then you never saw one with an AK47 or M16 stuck in it.

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Posted by DwDunphy on 04-04-2009 at18:12:

 

"You'll get my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands."
-Kurt Cobain

"Wait! Don't touch that! Now it's a collector's item!"
-Courtney Love

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Posted by baxter on 04-04-2009 at19:24:

 

We are not answering because we are reading cheap romance novels by J D Robb. Now, there is an author, Berger!

Put down your NRC, and read Robb! You would have to be on a Windex drip to read anything by a Catholic-schooled divorcee, who was rejected by Harlequin. Do you understand the term "rejected by Harlequin," Berger???
If the Tuxedo Clad Megastar submitted some sordid novelette about what goes on in those concert halls long after the encore has been sung and the last demon has been impaled, that would probably not be "rejected by Harlequin." Have you lost your mind, Berger. The tears of your mother, Carl, would fill a MOntana sky if she were to read this.

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Posted by UnderDawg on 04-05-2009 at15:13:

 

Did'ja ever notice how J D Robb and Nora Roberts look EXACTLY alike????


Whassup' wid dat?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-07-2009 at15:47:

 

...I've never...said this before...and I'm only going to say it once...this kind of certainty only comes but once in a lifetime...

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Posted by sondance on 04-07-2009 at22:29:

 

someone dial 911, looks like Berger's threatening to cross over into Beulah land

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Posted by tchandler on 04-08-2009 at06:05:

 

oh good lord. i just did a search. for some (ridiculous) reason, berger has decided to start quoting dialogue from the movie version of "the bridges of madison county"

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-08-2009 at09:32:

 

Hey! Would anyone be interested in having an eye-gazing party at my trailer in Lubbock??!

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Posted by tchandler on 04-08-2009 at09:36:

 

what in the hell is wrong with him?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-08-2009 at09:41:

 

SHUT UP, CHANDLER!! JUST BECAUSE I'M INTO EYE-GAZING, THE NORA ROBERTS COLLECTION AND THE BRIDGES OF MADISON NEW JERSEY DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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Posted by sondance on 04-08-2009 at14:14:

 

quote:

Originally posted by tchandler what in the hell is wrong with him?

we should worry - look at the complete syntax, the correct spelling, the absence of slurred consonants and mega-fonts. there's a new coherence, a resolved sense of destiny we've not seen before...

forget 911 i'm calling Homeland Security... keep a wary eye on your mail box

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Posted by tchandler on 04-08-2009 at15:11:

 

um. that was me. not berger. berger's the one with the slurred stuff and fonts and whatnot.

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Posted by sondance on 04-08-2009 at23:25:

 

sure buddy... right... i think we have a pretty good idea what happened to chandler... so what did you use to get his password?

threatened to light up that bass of his didn't you...

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Posted by baxter on 04-09-2009 at21:40:

 

I don't want to need you, Berger, cause I can't have you.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-10-2009 at15:56:

 

...baxzter... ... You made me Cryy... ...

Hey! Is anyone as exicted as I am about the Nora Roberts Grande Finale??!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-10-2009 at16:31:

 

I now will now be now known now as Zeth...or Zeff ...or Zefff... or possibly zEEth..or jEzZ...or zheZZH, depending on who's saying my name, and in what accent, real or imaingined...or something...or whatever

I am now only into recycling, ...the norA Roberts deAL, ...reCYcling...re-cycling... ... reCYCLING... ... .. .. . . . .the Nora Roberst deal...ReCYCling... ... etc. ... what... ...