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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-21-2011 at10:27:

  What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHGGGXXKKKK!!! Apparently, that dirtbag Chandler got kicked out of DA AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAHgggxckxx! (cough) First he gets kicked out, then, according to him, he still really IS in the bandccxk, then, if you look at the magic "link" (as I call them) what I posted below, he's out again!!! And I quote "...new bassist Paul Averitt..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgk!! (cough)



http://www.examiner.com/christianity-culture-in-san-diego/daniel-amos-2011-concert-tour-stop-san-diego-county

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Posted by Audiori J on 08-21-2011 at12:00:

 

Maybe it just means Paul Averitt just learned to play bass recently? As in, 'he is a new bassist.'

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Posted by joey on 08-21-2011 at16:15:

RE: What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

*like

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Posted by Doke on 08-21-2011 at19:41:

 

I've missed you (sort of) Berger. Just this last week I sent my co-worker a bunch of your old posts. She was enjoying them greatly. It all started with your sweet potato arm...

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-21-2011 at23:13:

 

^
See Chandlergkk? NO one misses YOU. Especially, apparently, DA!! HaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGXKX!!!! (cough ...cough)

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2011 at02:06:

 

Go away with your base lies, Berger! The Lord rebuke your mendacious tongue and put it away in Mr. Gore's lock box!

We all miss Tim. Tigger or Paul (bouncing is what bassists do best) is great, but Tim is irreplaceable. One more falsehood from you and I will devote the rest of my life to ensuring that you never get another ha'pennies worth of Windex.

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Posted by Ritchie_az on 08-22-2011 at10:31:

 

Think about it. The Phoenix show (the last one of the tour) was played off of Chandler BLVD. It was obviously tribute to the great bass player and was to show Tim that he's still in the band.

If Tim was out they would have chosen a venue off of a different street.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2011 at10:46:

  RE: What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

quote:

One more falsehood from you and I will devote the rest of my life to ensuring that you never get another ha'pennies worth of Windex.

Too late, I already have a lifetime supply.

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Posted by brother joel on 08-22-2011 at12:48:

  RE: What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

I shall create a device that causes all windex to evaporate. . . Perpetually dirty windows are less of a problem than your addiction Berger!

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Posted by Doke on 08-22-2011 at13:12:

 

While it's true I have missed you Berger, we all know Tim's the better bass player. Sorry pal...

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2011 at14:39:

  RE: What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

quote:

I shall create a device that causes all windex to evaporate. . .

I own a windex factory. i'll just make more and huff it before your device kicckggks in. ggk!

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Posted by joey on 08-22-2011 at15:44:

RE: What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

so what we need to do is find this factory and blow it up then..

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2011 at15:49:

  RE: What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

I have a backup facxggktory being built right now. Should be done by this afternoon.GGk!

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2011 at18:55:

 

There are far more rabid Tim fans than bergers. As many factories as you build, we will blow them down with the power of Almighty God!

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2011 at18:58:

  RE: What A LosergggXXGkkk!!

quote:

Originally posted by brother joel I shall create a device that causes all windex to evaporate. . . Perpetually dirty windows are less of a problem than your addiction Berger!

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Posted by sondance on 08-22-2011 at21:20:

 

anybody other than my sorry self concerned about all the extra unneccesary g's, x's, c's and k's in berger's posts?

does anyone else wannabuyavowel?

clearly a secret code of importance for some alien species hailing from an ammonia-laden silicon planetoid, but which one?

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Posted by Pfiagra on 08-22-2011 at23:04:

 

Hola Berger!

You know that other band, El Coro, that Tim is in?

Have you heard their song about the time Tim was mistaken for his sister (or something like that)?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2011 at23:30:

 

quote:

anybody other than my sorry self concerned about all the extra unneccesary g's, x's, c's and k's in berger's posts?

Posts? Hey pal, that's gk! just the way I speak in everyddddday spppeechgk. DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE WWWAY I SPGGKEAKXK!!!

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Posted by baxter on 08-23-2011 at12:34:

 

I see that you cleverly dodged the alien question, berger.

You are going to sell out the planet just to ensure a never ending supply of that crap, eh BenedictKKKWWGGG? We will put a stop to this. I am going to report you to God and Art Bell.

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Posted by Ritchie_az on 08-23-2011 at13:15:

 

I think Berger is misunderstood. If you had a militaristic father who forced you to play flute... If you had your lips caught in the spokes of a 10-speed bike... If you had Elvis turn down a song you wrote only for Led Zeppelin to record it later (after reworking your favorite parts)... If you had involvement in the Bay of Pigs... If you had an addiction to Windex... If you lived in L.A....

Well...

Well...

Well, you'd be Berger.