Daniel Amos Message Board | Print: Help Me Out, People!!

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-21-2011 at23:04:

Help Me Out, People!!

...Where am I?! ... ...gkkk ...

Hello my people. Hello my fellow DA board people ... bored people ...gggcvxkk! ..whatever ...

As the year comes to a Glenn Close, I now, Berger Roy Al am now deciding now, how I now best may best now use Berger's best thyme in the best way now.

Berger feels that Berger has 5 options:

1) Speak of himself in the third person
b) Stop speaking of himself in the third person
2) Make fun of that dirtbag Chandler
3) Make more fun of that big dirtbag Chandler
4)
5) Order a hotdog
10) Open mouth breathing
9) Make a late run for the Presidency, but don't forget to actually run like last thyme.

Ik ben van mening dat Windex bij me!!!!!! lacht! Aiutilo mommy!!!!

Eu decidi funcionar para a presidência no " Chandler é um dirtbag" grande; plataforma… !!!

Berger a oublié de fonctionner pour le dernier thym de président au dernier moment, et lui

won' ; t se produisent encore ! ! ! !

gggxxckk

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-21-2011 at23:15:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!! HELP ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-21-2011 at23:32:

...HELLO ... IS THIS THING ON? ...

Posted by tchandler on 12-22-2011 at00:30:

... oh good lord ... here we go again ...

Posted by sondance on 12-22-2011 at00:31:

GGG=BERGER=CCCKX ALERT!
LIFEBOATS, WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND RETIRED SUPERHEROS OVERBOARD NOW!
EVERYONE ELSE GET ON YOUR JELLO SURVIVAL SUITS WITH MATCHING GGGCCCKX HAND BAGS AND SET UP YOUR COCONUT SHLINGSHLOTS

AND I ALMOST MADE IT TO BED

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-22-2011 at00:36:

SHUTUP CHANDLER!!!! Herman Cain has agreed to be my running mate!! I'm making him my official vice president of the vice presidency ... I like his hat ... what of it ...

Posted by sondance on 12-22-2011 at00:38:

THIS JUST IN - CHANDLER HAS CONFIRMED BERGER'S PRIMORDIAL FEAR OF INSANITEES AND PANDAS

Posted by tchandler on 12-22-2011 at00:43:

...um ... you like his hat? that's why you would choose him as a running mate?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-22-2011 at00:46:

YES I LIKE HIS HAT!! IT'S A GOOD HAT!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! ggkkcx!

Posted by tchandler on 12-22-2011 at01:08:

but ... you're making him the vice president of the vice presidency? that means that Herman Cain would be the vice president of whoever is the vice president?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-22-2011 at01:12:

SHUT. UP, CHANDLERGGK!!!! STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE THE DUTCH AND PORTUGUESE WHAT ARE MY STRONGEST CONSTITUENTS!!!!!

Posted by tchandler on 12-22-2011 at01:32:

(sigh)... ...so...does Herman Cain actually really know that, if you did, uh, ... decide to run for president that you would like him to be your running mate? you HAVE really contacted him?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-22-2011 at01:34:

No ... why?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-22-2011 at01:34:

Why would I have to do that? ...(stupid Chandler!!)

Posted by tchandler on 12-22-2011 at01:37:

ok, that's it. i give up. i'm tired, i'm going to bed.

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-22-2011 at01:43:

Hahahahahahahahahagggk!!!! WE FINALLY GOT RID OF HIM, FOLKS!!! STUPID CHANDLER!! DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO NO KNOW PLAIN ENGLISH EVEN!!!! Or Portuguese. Or Dutch ... or whatever ...

Posted by servantsteve on 12-22-2011 at11:15:

Besh, dört, uç, iki, bir

Posted by joey on 12-22-2011 at14:00:

Cool

RE: Help Me Out, People!!

roy al with cheese... yum! Pleased

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 12-22-2011 at14:24:

RE: Help Me Out, People!!

AHA! THERE, SEE, STUPID CHANDLER???! JOEY AND SONDANCE AND SERVANTSTEVE ALL APPRECIATES WHAT BERGER HAS DONE IN THE WAY WHAT HE HAS DECIDED TO RUN FOR THE CANDIDACY OF THE PRESIDENCY OF THE NORTH AMERICA!! ... and I hate to have to point something out this obvious to someone as lame as yourself butTHEY BOTH OBVIOUSLY LIKE HERMAN CAIN'S HAT!!! STUPID CHANDLER!!!