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Posted by baxter on 10-30-2002 at00:57:

  this threads sucks candy canes

In a review of City on a Hill Christmas, posted today on Phantom Tollbooth, Bert Gangl does not mention TST one blessed time! ? (

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Posted by jc on 10-30-2002 at08:25:

  I say...

we ought to
cane Bert with swiss vanilla booboo canes!
leave a few sticky red and white stripes across his back!
JimIny the Violent Femme

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Posted by BigDork on 10-30-2002 at08:30:

 

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Posted by carl on 10-30-2002 at08:36:

  Wow.... a Very Gano Christmas....

The Femmes are on this thing too?

Now THAT has some possibilities....

"Hey Santa.... have you heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeard...."

"Old Kris Kringle (dahdahdahdah) and his crew (dahdahdahdah) are bringing gifts (dahdahdahdah) to me and you.... he's gonna sled faaaaaar awaaaaaaaaay.... he's gonna sled faaaaaar awaaaaaaaaay...."

and, of course, "Why can't I gehhhht.... just one giiiift....Why can't I gehhhht.... just one giiiift..."

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Posted by jc on 10-30-2002 at09:28:

  LOL!!!

caRL-
I know we all say BD is de man!!
but sometimes , my man,
UB de MAN!!
My son loaned me the best of VF-
and I'll tell ya- they ARE out there..in a wonderful way
(which you captured dere dude!)
JiMiNy

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Posted by baxter on 10-30-2002 at11:15:

 

Jiminy was building some anger to do bodily harm to that cretin, Bert. Let's return to that emotion.

a journalistic regime change is in order!

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Posted by jc on 10-30-2002 at16:08:

  perhaps.....

Spacone can take him...
"for a little drive and a cannoli"..........

do the hurt on Bert!!!!!
(with an old wet shirt?)
..sorry woggy, can't leave it to a Skirt
our moms name is Myrt

..sorry thats all I got.
the pre-violent femmeINy

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Posted by baxter on 10-30-2002 at16:55:

 

Sorry? That's alot!!!

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Posted by BigDork on 10-30-2002 at18:54:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jc Spacone can take him... "for a little drive and a cannoli".......... do the hurt on Bert!!!!! (with an old wet shirt?) ..sorry woggy, can't leave it to a Skirt our moms name is Myrt ..sorry thats all I got. the pre-violent femmeINy

Send him over to the ba-da-bing, I'll have a couple of the boys take him for a ride...

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Posted by Mark on 10-30-2002 at19:27:

 

The Violent Femmes were just here in Corpus Christi a month ago.

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Posted by Mark on 10-30-2002 at19:28:

 

I had 4 tickets and then wasn't able to go because of something at work. I did give them to two other couples so they could go.

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Posted by BigDork on 10-30-2002 at19:34:

 

I like swiss vanilla booboo canes!

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Posted by Mark on 10-30-2002 at19:35:

 

Hang them on your Christmas tree

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Posted by BigDork on 10-30-2002 at19:38:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Mark Hang them on your Christmas tree

I have some from our first tree... I don't think they would be too good to eat now. We may have to throw them away this year

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Posted by Mark on 10-30-2002 at19:41:

 

Living in AZ I'm sure they'd be pretty melted and gross by now.

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Posted by BigDork on 10-30-2002 at19:52:

 

they don't melt, but they tend to stick together in one big clump if they are not wrapped

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Posted by Mark on 10-30-2002 at19:53:

 

I guess you don't have a white Christmas? I don't either. I did when I lived in North Dakota and even sometimes in Arkansas. I don't miss it.

Have I just spoken heresy?

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Posted by baxter on 10-31-2002 at00:49:

 

lets see.

We could empty the tub of all the gin, fill it up with reindeer scats, and then toss Bert in.

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Posted by B Diddy on 10-31-2002 at08:36:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Mark I guess you don't have a white Christmas? I don't either. I did when I lived in North Dakota and even sometimes in Arkansas. I don't miss it. Have I just spoken heresy?

I like wearing shorts on Christmas

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Posted by B Diddy on 10-31-2002 at08:37:

 

quote:

Originally posted by baxter lets see. We could empty the tub of all the gin, fill it up with reindeer scats, and then toss Bert in.

let's get drinking, so we can empty that thing!