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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-24-2003 at10:27:

  Berger wants to say something

I sold my collection of Milton Berle action figures so that I could afford a new cable modem and cable connection here in my Rock Trailor in Lubbock Texas!

I wanted to be able to logon to the messageboard and insult that worthless hack Chandler at even faster speeds.

But when I tried to access the messageboard, it wouldn't let me in and I figured that the Audioris believed that cable modems are evil or "aren't of the Lord" or something like that, or possibly that loser Chandler, because he's so envious of me and intimidated by me, put them up to it.

It was then that I had the ingenious idea of using what I refer to as a "dial-up connection" to access the messageboard, but then the Audioris did some kind of crazy computer magic and now I can use my cable connection to hurl insults at Chandler at lightning speed! AHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHACCCCKKXXXXGGGVVTGKKKKK!

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Posted by joey on 04-24-2003 at10:29:

 

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Posted by .backs. on 04-24-2003 at10:38:

 

You lied Berger!!

You claimed that most of the action figures were Uncle Milty in drag!!! All of these DAMB things are wearing pants!!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-24-2003 at10:41:

 

Er, sorry for the misunderstanding. What I said was that I was in drag. You don't feel that you paid too much do you?

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Posted by EdHead on 04-24-2003 at10:42:

 

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Posted by .backs. on 04-24-2003 at10:45:

 

Of course, i feel like i payed too much. Every man on my block has straight Uncle Milty figures. What are you going to do about this?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-24-2003 at10:48:

 

Hmmm. An autographed picture of me in my yellow chiffon?

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Posted by .backs. on 04-24-2003 at10:53:

 

Already have it. You'll have to do better than that!

This is the one i wanted. That gown is divine!

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Posted by Captain Crouch on 04-24-2003 at10:55:

  BAHR-g'r!!!

Ah c'MANDS ya' ta git outta BAHR-g'r, en th' name a' JAY-zuss! Praise GOW-wud!!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-24-2003 at10:57:

 

My, that IS divine! Speaking of divine, I've gotta make a Windex run. Back in awhile.

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Posted by .backs. on 04-24-2003 at10:59:

 

Just couldn't take the heat from the captain? Loser!!

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Posted by tchandler on 04-24-2003 at11:01:

 

berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding!

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Posted by .backs. on 04-24-2003 at11:03:

 

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Posted by Dr Rich on 04-24-2003 at11:44:

 

Uncle Milt and I share the same birthday.
July 12 )

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Posted by BD on 04-24-2003 at23:52:

 

looks like a missed another good day around here...

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Posted by arcticsunburn on 04-25-2003 at00:29:

 

quote:

Originally posted by tchandler berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding!

Which reminds me of this. It's hilarious.

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Posted by jiminy on 04-25-2003 at07:43:

 

down south,
God is a 12 letter word
(biggest in their vocabulary)
Up north here its sort of less than a three letter word:
Gud-akin to the Aussies Guday

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Posted by Woggy on 04-25-2003 at09:24:

 

Sometimes, it's a FOUR letter word

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Posted by Dr Rich on 04-25-2003 at15:48:

 

quote:

Originally posted by arcticsunburn quote: Originally posted by tchandler berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding! Which reminds me of this. It's hilarious.

very funny asb! )

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Posted by joey on 04-25-2003 at19:17:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al My, that IS divine! Speaking of divine, I've gotta make a Windex run. Back in awhile.