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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2003 at01:35:

  THE POWER OF ROCK/ My new heavy metal band

WOOOO! YEAH! ROCK ON! GET DOWWWWWN! ROCK! THE POWER OF ROCK, PEOPLE! I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT ROCK AN' ROLLLLLLLLLL! WOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!!! FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!!!! Let's hear it for my new heavy metal band: Forgone Conclusion. "Forgone Conclusion" is a great name for a heavy a-rockin' band made up of three rockin'individuals: myself, Crispin Glover, and Dennis Hopper. And I-- ... What. What are you laughing at. What's so funny? ... What? There's an obvious, common thread between the three of us? And what exactly could THAT be? HaHa, I'm sure!

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2003 at01:37:

 

Has Dennis introduced you to his oxygen mask?

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Posted by Joey T. on 08-22-2003 at01:41:



now this is a good thread!

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2003 at01:47:

 

common thread...common thread...Were you born on May 17?
Are you all married to Victoria Cane Duffy? ...


...Easy Rider...Outdoor Elvis...Blue Velvet...Back to the Future ...you all plan to ressurrect Elvis with spare motorcycle parts so that he can get you dates with Laura Dern (kind of a Cyrano type thing?)

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Posted by Dr Rich on 08-22-2003 at09:23:

 

She wore bluuuuuue Velvet.....ah oooooooo......

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2003 at09:54:

 

mommy

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Posted by tchandler on 08-22-2003 at14:43:

 

uh, berger, i think the obvious inference is that , well--let's just put it this way: out of the three, dennis hopper would probably be considered to be the most stable if you know what i mean.

("the power of rock?" "a heavy a-rockin band?" folks, i'm just so embarrassed for him.)

berger, nothing personal but Forgone Conclusion is the stupidest name for a band that i've ever heard. it sounds like a really bad bruce willis movie or something.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2003 at14:48:

  Chandler!

There! You see? You see what he does?! Chandler is the one who wants to destroy something beautiful!! He finds something beautiful (my DAMB posts) and then he tries to destroy them (my DAMB posts!) Why! Why! Why! GGGxxxk--hey, where's my stack of air fresheners?

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2003 at14:50:

 

I defy you to name even one of my movies that was not great.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2003 at14:52:

 

Hey, look everyone! Joe Pesci has joined the discussion!

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2003 at14:55:

 

I think the work I did on Monkeys deserved an Oscar! Pesci?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2003 at14:58:

 

My mistake, everyone. It's obviously Phil Collins. I loved your work on Monkeys, Phil!

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2003 at15:00:

 

That was Mike Nesmith, you moron!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-22-2003 at15:04:

 

He's lost so much hair since his talk-show!

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Posted by tchandler on 08-22-2003 at15:04:

 

What?

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Posted by baxter on 08-22-2003 at15:07:

 

Is Berger's deafness catching, Tim?

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Posted by dennis on 08-22-2003 at15:09:

 

quote:

Originally posted by tchandler uh, berger, i think the obvious inference is that , well--let's just put it this way: out of the three, dennis hopper would probably be considered to be the most stable if you know what i mean. ("the power of rock?" "a heavy a-rockin band?" folks, i'm just so embarrassed for him.) berger, nothing personal but Forgone Conclusion is the stupidest name for a band that i've ever heard. it sounds like a really bad bruce willis movie or something.

this band was great in the 80's when they were called "nada Yankees! "

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Posted by tchandler on 08-22-2003 at15:09:

 

i'm just confused as to who berger thinks that guy is. talk-show? (pretty sure it's the windex speaking)

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Posted by dennis on 08-22-2003 at15:13:



is he on "The View?"

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Posted by Joey T. on 08-22-2003 at19:11:

RE: Chandler!

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al There! You see? You see what he does?! Chandler is the one who wants to destroy something beautiful!! He finds something beautiful (my DAMB posts) and then he tries to destroy them (my DAMB posts!) Why! Why! Why! GGGxxxk--hey, where's my stack of air fresheners?

a band member referenced my sig.... )





























well, the most whacked-out band member.... but still....