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Posted by dorfsmith on 04-11-2004 at14:10:

  Can I have another martini

Marty?

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Posted by bereal on 04-12-2004 at21:27:

 

Are you sure you need that martini Dorf?

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Posted by dorfsmith on 04-13-2004 at10:17:

 

You're right...better make that two

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-13-2004 at12:22:

quote:

Originally posted by dorfsmith You're right...better make that two

L.S.U.- Double


you're sittin' there wondering why is it like this
and the whole world's crazy and the earth is sick
and someone's yelling from the bathroom door
the toilet's overflowing on the floor
and the one by the phone says i cannot hear
while the one by the jukebox spills his beer
and the man on the pinball hits sixteen mil
someone ducks behind the counter to pop a pill
and you reach in your pocket to see if there's more
and the biggest bill falls so you're left with four
and you're too gone to look but you still try
then you see it in the hand of a great big guy
who looks just like he'd kill you fast
and you think for a minute
you let it pass

and the stool falls over when you set back down
it bumps a mean pool shooter from across the town
he misses his shot - it's all on you
and with your last four bucks you know what you'll do
sorry man can i buy you a drink
and he shakes his head and says, make it a double

the next thing you know you wake up at home
and the little one there won't leave you alone
she's awake and hungry
she needs some potty help
and you remember what happened last time she tried it by herself
and your wife says hurry, we're late for church
and you can barely see
and your head still hurts
and the preacher starts preaching
and you feel remorse
he's got five little kids and a big divorce
and your wife looks down and says she don't know how
he's been her guiding light for ten years now
and his marriage is over, it's barely alive
and how in the world will ours ever survive?

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Posted by dorfsmith on 04-13-2004 at13:47:

 

Glad you joined the party joey

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Posted by dennis on 04-13-2004 at14:42:



I mix a good martini!

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-13-2004 at15:10:

quote:

Originally posted by dennis I mix a good martini!

do you use btg instead of vodka? )

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Posted by dennis on 04-13-2004 at15:38:

 

Gin or Vodka!

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-13-2004 at15:40:



yes! )

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Posted by dennis on 04-13-2004 at15:48:

 

Whenever we get together I'll mix us some up!

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Posted by Joey T. on 04-13-2004 at16:08:



sounds like a plan!

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Posted by bereal on 04-13-2004 at17:26:

 

quote:

Originally posted by dorfsmith You're right...better make that two

LOL!


That must be so you can share the second one . . .



























with me!

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Posted by dorfsmith on 04-15-2004 at12:17:

 

Better make it three then

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Posted by PuP on 04-16-2004 at00:59:

 

***edit***

Doh! How did I get in here?

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Posted by Mark on 04-18-2004 at20:02:

 

Shaken, not stirred

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 04-19-2004 at08:50:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Mark Shaken, not stirred

Sounds like you're firmly Planted!

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Posted by Rabbi John Paul Ringo on 05-04-2004 at17:33:

 

Gin, very dry please.

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Posted by Joey T. on 05-04-2004 at17:39:

quote:

Originally posted by Joey T. quote: Originally posted by dorfsmith You're right...better make that two L.S.U.- Double you're sittin' there wondering why is it like this and the whole world's crazy and the earth is sick and someone's yelling from the bathroom door the toilet's overflowing on the floor and the one by the phone says i cannot hear while the one by the jukebox spills his beer and the man on the pinball hits sixteen mil someone ducks behind the counter to pop a pill and you reach in your pocket to see if there's more and the biggest bill falls so you're left with four and you're too gone to look but you still try then you see it in the hand of a great big guy who looks just like he'd kill you fast and you think for a minute you let it pass and the stool falls over when you set back down it bumps a mean pool shooter from across the town he misses his shot - it's all on you and with your last four bucks you know what you'll do sorry man can i buy you a drink and he shakes his head and says, make it a double the next thing you know you wake up at home and the little one there won't leave you alone she's awake and hungry she needs some potty help and you remember what happened last time she tried it by herself and your wife says hurry, we're late for church and you can barely see and your head still hurts and the preacher starts preaching and you feel remorse he's got five little kids and a big divorce and your wife looks down and says she don't know how he's been her guiding light for ten years now and his marriage is over, it's barely alive and how in the world will ours ever survive?

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Posted by dennis on 05-04-2004 at18:55:



Love that tune!

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Posted by dennis on 12-18-2004 at20:28: