Daniel Amos Message Board | Print: Urgent message from Berger!

Posted by crispin glover on 01-04-2005 at09:47:

Urgent message from Berger!

I do, now, hearby resolve to swear to tell the truth as Berger Roy Al's houseboy, that I, as Berger Roy Al's houseboy, Crispin Glover, Berger Roy Al's houseboy, have recieved from Berger Roy Al the following urgent message:

"Help me, people! I implore you, please help! That dirty rat Chandler has done something to make me lose my voice. (I can't prove it, but I believe him to have spiked my Multi-Surface Sassy Watermelon Windex with WATER! Yes, that's right, WATER!)

If you can read this, please tell the world for me! Tell my story!! gkk!"

Posted by dorfsmith on 01-04-2005 at10:13:

Shocked

Posted by Ben on 01-04-2005 at10:17:

Translation!!!

"Help me, people! I implore you, please help! That dirty rat Chandler has done something to make me lose my voice. (I can't prove it, but I believe him to have spiked my Multi-Surface Sassy Watermelon Windex with WATER! Yes, that's right, WATER!)

If you can read this, please tell the world for me! Tell my story!! gkk!"

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-04-2005 at11:01:

Thank you, Ben! Thank you! Now, quick! Tell the rest of my story! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nini? Unasemaje? Sijui Mommy! Ita polisi! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nisaidia!
Nina njaa Kopo Ng'ombei Mkate Kuku Mayai Samaki Unga Matunda Barafu Nyama Wali Chumvi Mboga Maji Hatari! GKK! Tafadhali natakabia [pombe] Windex!

Posted by jiminy on 01-04-2005 at11:10:

Remember Shrinky Dinks?

Posted by dorfsmith on 01-04-2005 at11:14:

Tongue

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-04-2005 at11:37:

This is as loud as I can talk, people!!

Posted by jiminy on 01-04-2005 at11:43:

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
This is as loud as I can talk, people!!

WELL - atleast I found out how to read it.......

Posted by jiminy on 01-04-2005 at11:45:

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Thank you, Ben! Thank you! Now, quick! Tell the rest of my story! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nini? Unasemaje? Sijui Mommy! Ita polisi! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nisaidia!
Nina njaa Kopo Ng'ombei Mkate Kuku Mayai Samaki Unga Matunda Barafu Nyama Wali Chumvi Mboga Maji Hatari! GKK! Tafadhali natakabia [pombe] Windex!

the shrinky dink thing was a metaphor-if you know what i mean

...have you been swimming in a veritible ocean of windex lately?????

Posted by bereal on 01-04-2005 at16:13:

Chandler!!!!

Way to go! Tongue

Posted by bereal on 01-04-2005 at16:14:

Sorry Berger, I had to say it! I don't know what possessed me.

Posted by Woggy on 01-04-2005 at16:21:

I think I know what possessed you, Bereal..........

the Spirit of Berger, who has been shrunken into miniscule form.......

just dont' let him get in your blood.............................

WINDEX, ANYONE?

hold the water Smile

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 01-04-2005 at16:45:

bereal... bereal, bereal, bereal. (Sigh) ...I'm going to pretend that you and Paul Williams didn't say that to me. Please. I know that I've asked this before, and now I'm going to have to ask it again. Please do not in any way associate me with that dirtbag Jackalope hack of a so-called bass player Chandler!! PLEASE!!!

Posted by bereal on 01-04-2005 at17:11:

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
bereal... bereal, bereal, bereal. (Sigh) ...I'm going to pretend that you and Paul Williams didn't say that to me. Please. I know that I've asked this before, and now I'm going to have to ask it again. Please do not in any way associate me with that dirtbag Jackalope hack of a so-called bass player Chandler!! PLEASE!!!

Of course, I would never do that. Red Face