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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at10:34:

  April 1!

quote:

Congratulations to the following members on their birthday: Berger Roy Al (68.)

What exacckkxtly are you people trying to say in your macho-head-game-playing way? THAT I'M SOME SORT OF APRIL FOOL?!! ARE YOU SAYING THAT BERGER IS AN APRIL FOOOL??!! WELL?!! WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME??!!!! gkk!!!

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Posted by uvulapie on 04-01-2005 at11:07:

  RE: April 1!

I can't speak for everyone else but personally I'm not answering you because I'm busy soaking pinto beans for the upcoming April Fools Pinto Bean festival. This year our spokesperson is a ball of jute twine.

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Posted by uvulapie on 04-01-2005 at11:18:

  RE: April 1!

Berger-meister meister-berger,

What is the probability that you'll be roaming around Cornerstone this year? I hear hack-Chandler's pretentious art band is supposed to be playing but often they come to their senses and rope someone else into covering his low end. Still, if he shows up it might be a good chance to confront him instead of hiding out in the ally behind his house like you normally do, chewing your way through box after box of Andes Thin Mints and murmuring about the rising cost of merkins.

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Posted by jiminy on 04-01-2005 at11:33:

 

bbbeeeeeerrrger,

everydays your birthday dude

at least I see you celebratin like it was...is..will be..twere.

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Posted by joey on 04-01-2005 at11:46:



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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at11:56:

 

Thank God Joey speaks my language. And I couldn't agree more with you, Joey!

As far as Cornerstone, hmmmm...it WOULD be an excellent chance to publicly confront that big loser Chandler and his band The Big Middle-Aged Men Choir. What kind of a self respecting band has Dan Michaels in it??! Playing his silly little electronic clarinet!! HAHAHAHAHAHAggggkkkk!!!

And I really would like to nail Mr. OverRated BassPlayer in some public forum. ESPECIALLY AFTER HE TOLD THAT LIE ABOUT ME BEING PANTSED BY SOME GIRL SCOUTS!!!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at12:00:

 

Does anyone know if they're having the Middle-Aged Women Who Wear Camouflage And The Men Who Love Them tent this year at Cornerstone?

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Posted by Eleanor on 04-01-2005 at12:09:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al And I really would like to nail Mr. OverRated BassPlayer in some public forum.

me too!


hey barger, do like the c-man?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at12:10:

 

WHAT?!! .CARMAN CAN KKKXXXXKKKKISS MY @$$!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGGGXXXKKKKKgkkk!

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Posted by Eleanor on 04-01-2005 at12:13:

 

no wonder we are not together anymore


hmmph

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at12:14:

 

You know the real reason! It's because you were unfaithful to me with Benny Hester's grandfather!!!

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Posted by Eleanor on 04-01-2005 at12:20:

 

you know that was just business, it didn't mean anything

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at12:23:

 

Oh Yeah?! WELL WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE TIME WITH BOTH JAN AND PAUL??!!! ggkkkk!!!

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Posted by Eleanor on 04-01-2005 at12:27:

 

you knew what line of work I was in before you proposed to me.


ok...

jan and paul was a freebie, but I had to so they would stop sending me crap in the mail.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at12:29:

 

And it worked?! Man, I should've tried that years ago. (I was already with Paul at the time, anyway.)

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Posted by bereal on 04-01-2005 at12:31:



Let's face it Berger, you and 'El are perfect for each other.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-01-2005 at12:34:

 

Hi there, GGgggkxkkgorgeous! What does Paul Williams think about me and Eleanorgk?

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Posted by joey on 04-01-2005 at12:35:

quote:

Originally posted by Eleanor quote: Originally posted by Berger Roy Al And I really would like to nail Mr. OverRated BassPlayer in some public forum. me too! hey barger, do like the c-man?

no, but somebody does.....

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Posted by bereal on 04-01-2005 at12:37:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Hi there, GGgggkxkkgorgeous! What does Paul Williams think about me and Eleanorgk?

As you two leave him alone, he's okay with that!

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Posted by Eleanor on 04-01-2005 at12:39:

 

Paul Williams wants to have a date with me and barger?