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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-07-2005 at09:15:

Just to prove I'm not Chandler...

I'm posting here on a Tuesday! If I were Chandler, like some of you people think, could I be posting here on a Wednesday like this?! No, because if I were Chandler, I'd be at my loser dayjob in Arkansas or whatever, and I'd only be able to post on a Friday because on Friday, I'd be under the delusion that I was actually getting all of my work donegggkkk!! ggkkkk!

By the way, I just heard the new Choir CD, "O How Many Times Do I Have To Hear This" and believe me, Chandler has become the Perry Como of bass players! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAgggkkkk!! gk!

Posted by carl on 04-07-2005 at09:36:

Cool

Some revelation THAT is, Berger. I had always thought Chandler's playing on the Choir albums was rather Comotose. Red Face

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-07-2005 at09:50:

HAHAHAHAHAGGCCXXXXKKKKK!!!! COMOtose!! Take that, Chandlerggkk!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgkk! Good one, Mommy!

Posted by Audiori J on 04-07-2005 at09:57:

If Tim is Perry Como, and Derri is Paul Wlliams, who
is Dan and Steve? Hmmmm? Who is Dan and Steve?

Posted by uvulapie on 04-07-2005 at10:52:

No coincidence

Steve and Dan ... a short history.

Back in the 70s the two teamed up and formed a band called Stevely Dan. As this didn't work out they changed to Steely Dan and thus became a music and recording legend. The decision to replace their eyebrows with live ferrets for an upcoming photo shoot, however, proved to be a bad one and eventually they disbanded to become a folk trio.

Posted by Theo on 04-07-2005 at14:56:

I heard

that Berger Roy is playing at C-Stone this year in the Windex-Tent or the Drano-Under-Ground. Can someone confirm this?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-07-2005 at14:58:

No, actually I'll be in the "Middle-aged Women Who Wear Camaflouge And The Men Who Love Them" tent.

But IS there a Windex tent this year?!!!

Posted by baxter on 04-07-2005 at15:02:

i heard you were going to present your new film, "Mule Pasta" at Flickerings this year, Berger?

Posted by Theo on 04-07-2005 at15:03:

Actually

It is the Industrial Cleaners And the Artists Who Use Them tent.

As for the other: I'm not a woman but I did plan to show up in my camaflouges. You? Shocked

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-07-2005 at15:08:

There's an "Industrial Cleaners And the Artists Who Use Them" tent??!! HOW EXCITING!! GK!

Well, I'm HALF woman (sometimes) but no, I don't own no ccckkcamafouge dresswear, myself.

Hey, if Chandler wanted to camaflouge himself, he could come as an Interesting Bass Player!! No one would recognize him!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaggggccxxxxxxxkkkkkkkk!!!!

Posted by Audiori J on 04-07-2005 at15:14:

Yeah what was it... Booger El' Gal?

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-07-2005 at15:16:

Buegner Le Gal, thanks very much! ggkkkk!!

Posted by Theo on 04-07-2005 at15:17:

Hey Berg, my friend

I would be verrrrrrrry careful on that last part.
You strike verrrrrrrry close to the truth.

Chandler comes camied with some sort of vendetta against you. I see it! I see it like it's set in stone. Be careful.

In fact, just skip C-Stone and join us down in SOCAL for our little detergent sniffing party with Wes Berlin. Tongue

PS: Berg, you ought to check out the "Dennis" thread in the Unmentionables section (or ot, whatever) of this board.

Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-07-2005 at15:23:

Wow! Thanks!! What kind of detergent?!!!

Posted by Theo on 04-07-2005 at15:27:

It's a schmorgousbord (sp?)

Me personally? I'm partial to Boraxo. It's what my family has always used to wash naughty children's mouths out with.

You?

Posted by baxter on 04-07-2005 at15:35:

i was planning to wear this to Cstone:

Do you think i would stand out too much, Berger, if everybody else is in camoflauge?

Posted by Theo on 04-07-2005 at15:37:

Oooooooo, Bax

Kind of the shimmery nightgown of psycho-ware. I like it! Big Grin

Posted by Dr Rich on 04-07-2005 at16:30:

Rar! Tongue

Posted by eddie p on 04-08-2005 at22:42:

RE: Just to prove I'm not Chandler...

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
I'm posting here on a Tuesday! If I were Chandler, like some of you people think, could I be posting here on a Wednesday like this?! No, because if I were Chandler, I'd be at my loser dayjob in Arkansas or whatever, and I'd only be able to post on a Friday because on Friday, I'd be under the delusion that I was actually getting all of my work donegggkkk!! ggkkkk!

By the way, I just heard the new Choir CD, "O How Many Times Do I Have To Hear This" and believe me, Chandler has become the Perry Como of bass players! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAgggkkkk!! gk!

You gotta give Chandler something to work with. You give him Perry Como, he'll play Perry Como. The Choir's been at the foot of the cross alittle too long now. They need to get to the open tomb and spice things up a bit and give chandler something he can sink his strings into. Hell at the reate they're going even you could play that stuff. They don't need a bassist extraordinaire like Chandler.