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Posted by Pfiagra on 04-14-2005 at17:39:

  Question for Berger Roy Al

Berger,

What are you doing to prepare for the new Swirling Eddies album?

Pfiagra

(Also, you'd better pressure Camarillo to get his act together soon...I mean Chandler's got a new album coming out.)

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2005 at10:38:

 

WHAT?! What am I doing to prepare for the new Swirling Eddies album? WHAT AM I DOING TO PREPARE FOR THE NEW SWIRLING EDDIES ALBUM?!
YOU'RE ASKING "WHAT IS BERGER ROY AL DOING TO PREPARE FOR THE NEW SWIRLING EDDIES ALBUM"??! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I, BERGER ROY AL, AM DOING TO PREPARE FOR THE NEW SWIRLING EDDIES ALBUM??!!! Nothing much, why do you ask?

But I shall get my short list of what I, Berger Roy Al, am doing to prepare for the new Swirling Eddies album. Prepare, Sir, to be... ... um ...informed. Or whatever.

(And Check out the main page of the board. It's FRIDAY, the day that Chandler is known for showing up, and there are A total of 9 people here. Chandler ran 'em all off again!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgggcxxxkkkk!)

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Posted by jiminy on 04-15-2005 at10:41:

 

berger-
are you planning to put fish gut strings on your bass (get it bass?) for the studio work this time?

I got some spare carp laying aournd- I could box em up and you can take it from there.
Well?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2005 at10:43:

 

That's a fantastic idea. I'll add it to my list!

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Posted by jiminy on 04-15-2005 at10:56:

 

hmm, that will make 3 things now.
you DO remember the other two?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2005 at10:57:

 

What? There were 3?!

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Posted by Jevon the Tall on 04-15-2005 at11:35:

 

I was wondering if Berger would be willing to do an interview with banophernalia.com - did that Chandler feller, and Vano Bano, the bass player from the Banos, was asking if he could do a nard, er hard hitting interview with the man.

If not, Vano will continue to seek out Paris Hilton to ask her hand in marriage.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2005 at11:40:

 

Ok then, since you asked, here's my list of what I'm doing to prepare:

1) Walking Spanish down the hall.

3) Jumping jacks. A LOT of jumping jacks.

4) Listening to Juice Newton.

5) Knitting

6) Combing my pants.

7) Playing Whist with my houseboy Crispin Glover.

8.) Listening to Wes Claymore, a great bass player. Evidently. Or whatever.

9) What is the Scottish Rite Foundation of West Virginia?

And I suppose Chandler has been bragging again about his somnambulant playing on the record he did with The-Middle-Aged-Choir-Men,-Featuring-Paul-Williams-Who-Were-All-Formerly-Kn
own-As-"Youth"-Choir-Ha-Ha-That's-A-Joke-Because-They-Were-,-What,-Thirty-Y
ears-Old-Even-Back-Then, "O How My Dentures Have Fallen"??!

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Posted by jiminy on 04-15-2005 at11:54:

 

Juice Newton....

THAT my friend- drew the biggest gaff!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2005 at12:30:

 

And yes, Jevon if that's your real name, I'd love to do an interview with Bananarama. I was a huge fan of theirs. What questions would you like me to ask them? gkk!

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Posted by Dr Rich on 04-15-2005 at16:13:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Ok then, since you asked, here's my list of what I'm doing to prepare: 1) Walking Spanish down the hall.

Tom Waits is one of my heroes! )

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Posted by joey on 04-15-2005 at17:06:

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al And yes, Jevon if that's your real name, I'd love to do an interview with Bananarama. I was a huge fan of theirs. What questions would you like me to ask them? gkk!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2005 at22:11:

 

quote:

Walking Spanish down the hall

quote:

Tom Waits is one of my heroes!

THEN TOM WAITS STOLE THAT FROM ME??!

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Posted by bereal on 04-15-2005 at22:17:

 

Everyone knows he's just borrowing it barger!

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Posted by Dr Rich on 04-15-2005 at22:18:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al quote: Walking Spanish down the hall quote: Tom Waits is one of my heroes! THEN TOM WAITS STOLE THAT FROM ME??!

Have you been stealing Tim's CDs again?

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Posted by Audiori J on 04-16-2005 at22:38:

 

Ask them if their name is a word for some kind of super
circus like banana party.

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Posted by Col. Berger Roy Al on 04-17-2005 at18:03:

 

Yes, now I now will now be now, now known, now as Colonel (or "Kernal" for you hayseeds like Chandler there in Mississippppiiii, or whatever) I will now be known as Col. Berger Roy Al.

What? You haven't heard? Every known rock band in America now has a band member named "Col." SomethingSoAndSo. It's all the rage and verrrry Rock And Roll, People!!!

Anyway, I will now be known as Col. Berger Roy Al!!

And yes, since I've had over 11768 emails, from the DAMB alone, concerned about my List Of What I'm Now Doing To Prepare For The Next Swirling Eddies Record, And The Fact That I May Have Gotten It Wrong, And
Left Something Out, I realize that I HAVE left something out, and now the new list is this:

1) Walking Spanish down the hall.

3) Jumping jacks. A LOT of jumping jacks.

4) Listening to Juice Newton.

4 1/2) Listening to Juice Newton's music.

5) Knitting

6) Combing my pants.

7) Playing Whist with my houseboy Crispin Glover.

8.) Listening to Wes Claymore, a great bass player. Evidently. Or whatever.

9) What is the Scottish Rite Foundation of West Virginia?

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Posted by Captain Pedantic on 04-17-2005 at18:37:

 

I'm a bit confused - do I outrank the Colonel?

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Posted by jiminy on 04-17-2005 at18:41:

 

ah cap'n
theres a kernal of truth in what you say.....................

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Posted by bereal on 04-19-2005 at15:37:

 

quote:

Originally posted by jiminy ah cap'n theres a kernal of truth in what you say.....................

Yup, and there is nothin normal bout his noggin!