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Posted by .backs. on 05-06-2005 at09:15:

  Berger, Where

are you?

i have been waiting here for two solid hours. Just how many windex-bloated worms did you ingest yesterday.

Did the ghost of General Zaragosa give you any exciting revelations?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at09:32:

 

GGkkkk!! Where am I?! General who? Who are you people? What day is it?

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Posted by larryl on 05-06-2005 at09:52:

 

o goodie.....since i am not working, i can enjoy the weekly berger fellowship

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-06-2005 at09:52:

  House Guest Tips

Berger,

I've got me a quandry that you may be able to assist with. My wife and I have been invited to stay at a friend's house but we have no idea of what housewarming gift to bring. My wife wants to bring five board feet of white oak but I'm in favor of something more utilitarian, like a goat.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at09:53:

 

What? There's a burger fellowship? Where?

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Posted by .backs. on 05-06-2005 at09:54:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al GGkkkk!! Where am I?! General who? Who are you people? What day is it?

We are the French soldiers that you soundly defeated at Puebla, my lord.
Be merciful to us and we will give you Carolata. We doubt that Maximillian satisfied her anyways...

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Posted by larryl on 05-06-2005 at09:54:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al What? There's a burger fellowship? Where?

i can't tell you.

the girl scouts are hosting it

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at09:55:

 

uvulalapalloozapiehole,

I believe I'd go with the goat. Not only that, but I'd give them the goat as well. Who invited you exxxkkkxactly and where to?

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Posted by Woggy on 05-06-2005 at09:56:

 

Can I get fries with that?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at09:57:

 

GGKKKKK!!! GKxxkkxx!! DON'T EVER SAY THE WORDS "GIRL SCOUTS" AGGGAIN!! THOSE LITTLE DEMONS ARE VICIOUS!!!

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Posted by .backs. on 05-06-2005 at09:58:

 

The goat lady wonders how her utilitarian ladies can even be considered in the same breath with white oak.

Can a white oak board entertain you on a cold winter's night? Can a white oak board provide cheese?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at09:58:

 

WOGGY, HELP!! THE GIRLS SCOUTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO LURE ME INTO SOME SORT OF BURGER BASH TO TRY TO PANTS ME AGAIN!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at09:59:

 

Hey, don't knock white board cheese until you've had it.

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Posted by larryl on 05-06-2005 at09:59:

 

hey berger....my new small guitar amp is coming by fedex today........what is your recommendation for the appropriate song to break it in?

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Posted by Theo on 05-06-2005 at10:00:

  A BergerPalooza?

Will the girls from Hooters be there? I understand that they're nothing more than retired girl scouts. Hmmm.... still selling cookies...sort of...

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:01:

 

larryl,

You can never go wrong with "Bess, You Is My Woman Now!" from the musical Porgy and Bess. gk!

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Posted by .backs. on 05-06-2005 at10:02:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al Hey, don't knock white board cheese until you've had it.

lowly sir,

i have had it, and i will knock it!!!!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:03:

 

Theo, ya gotta help me, man. Help me. Help me! HELP ME!! Hey, where's Arthur F. these days?

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Posted by larryl on 05-06-2005 at10:03:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al larryl, You can never go wrong with "Bess, You Is My Woman Now!" from the musical Porgy and Bess. gk!

dang it!!! i knew chandler was leading me astray when he sent me this:

Girl Scout World
Tune: I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing

I'd build a Girl Scout world
filled with love and laughter, too.
Grow Brownies small and Seniors tall,
Cadettes and Juniors too.

I'd like to teach Girl Scouts to sing, in perfect harmony.
I'd like to take them on a hike, and keep them company.

I'd like to see Girl Scouts today,
all standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the world
for peace throughout the land.

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Posted by .backs. on 05-06-2005 at10:04:

 

Berger,

i am purchasing a new weed whacker today. What song should i break it in with?