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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:06:

 

quote:

Hey, don't knock white board cheese until you've had it.

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i have had it, and i will knock it!!!!!

.backkkxxxxccckkkkkksz., don't be silly. There's no such thing as white board cheese!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHGGGKKKK!

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Posted by Theo on 05-06-2005 at10:06:

  Hey Berger-mon

Aurther is very busy with a couple of yodeling projects. Some surfer band is using him now to give their age-old platform a new "twist"--if you can believe that!

He also performs at Family Yodel Night at Knotts Berry Farm.

I will see him this July. We're going to work on CAACONAA III "Like a yodel to a dude in a kilt"

He always speaks highly of you...or glue...no no...you. He speaks highly of YOU!

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-06-2005 at10:07:

  Invites

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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al uvulalapalloozapiehole, I believe I'd go with the goat. Not only that, but I'd give them the goat as well. Who invited you exxxkkkxactly and where to?

Yeah, I thought a goat would help keep the yard trimmed and fertilized. I forgot to mention that the white oak was formed in the shape of a whiskey barrel and contained 50 gallons of Kentucky's finest. But yeah, I think the goat is in order.

As for who invited me, I'd rather not say so as not to cause any unnecessary outbursts.

heh heh heh... I bet Tim Chandler's house is nicer than that ucky ol' trailor of yours. I hear he has a pool and you only have that bathtub in the front yard.

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Posted by larryl on 05-06-2005 at10:08:

  RE: Invites

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Originally posted by uvulapie quote: Originally posted by Berger Roy Al uvulalapalloozapiehole, I believe I'd go with the goat. Not only that, but I'd give them the goat as well. Who invited you exxxkkkxactly and where to? Yeah, I thought a goat would help keep the yard trimmed and fertilized. I forgot to mention that the white oak was formed in the shape of a whiskey barrel and contained 50 gallons of Kentucky's finest. But yeah, I think the goat is in order. As for who invited me, I'd rather not say so as not to cause any unnecessary outbursts. heh heh heh... I bet Tim Chandler's house is nicer than that ucky ol' trailor of yours. I hear he has a pool and you only have that bathtub in the front yard.

ummm i am having a party.....please bring the white oak here

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:11:

 

Kentucky's finest Windex??!!!

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Posted by .backs. on 05-06-2005 at10:14:

 

Idaho produces the finest Windex, moron! i can give you the number of two brothers.

i'll also give you another bloated worm if you will please tell Tim that i am greatly enjoying his work on "Mighty."

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Posted by larryl on 05-06-2005 at10:17:

 

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Originally posted by .backs. i'll also give you another bloated worm if you will please tell Tim that i am greatly enjoying his work on "Mighty."

now you've gone and done it............

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:18:

 

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[I bet Tim Chandler's house is nicer than that ucky ol' trailor of yours. I hear he has a pool and you only have that bathtub in the front yard.

And by the way, it's not just a bathtub, it's a LAP bathtub!! gk!

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-06-2005 at10:20:

  Swimming laps

Only when it's filled with Lavoris.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:21:

 

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i'll also give you another bloated worm if you will please tell Tim that i am greatly enjoying his work on "Mighty."

"Work"?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGGGXXXKKKKKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGGccc
xxxxxvvvttttxxxkkkk!!

Besen sind bekanntlich ein schreiendes Bedürfnis der Zeit und waren das freilich schon seit langen Zeiten. Derartige Bedürfnisse, die täglich und wöchentlich befriedigt sein wollen, gibt es viele in jedem Haus und allenthalben Menschen, welche es sich freiwillig zur angenehmen Pflicht machen, diese Bedürfnisse zu befriedigen. Immer weniger achtet man der Personen, welche dieses tun, wenn man nur das Nötige kriegt und so wohlfeil als möglich mommy!!!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:22:

 

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Only when it's filled with Lavoris.

THEN YOU'VE BEEN IN IT??!!!!!!! HOW ELSE COULD YOU KNOW??!!!!!

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-06-2005 at10:25:

 

Why do you think I'm so eager for you to head to California to record the new Eddies album? Do you think I want to hear more of your stumbling fingers? It's so I can abscond with your porcelain treasure to include in my traveling sideshow. By the way, your uncle Rroid says "howdy."

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:27:

 

What? You've heard from Uncle Rroid Roy Al??! How is he?!

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Posted by .backs. on 05-06-2005 at10:27:

 

i don't mean to argue with the goat lady or U, but i find that these felt paintings with the 3-fingered bird make the best housewarming gifts.

http://www.makingfriends.com/scouts/gs_promise.htm


They are so easy to light afire. Have you ever tried to set a goat ablaze?
It is not that easy.

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Posted by larryl on 05-06-2005 at10:27:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al quote: i'll also give you another bloated worm if you will please tell Tim that i am greatly enjoying his work on "Mighty." "Work"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGGGXXXKKKKKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGGccc xxxxxvvvttttxxxkkkk!! Besen sind bekanntlich ein schreiendes Bedürfnis der Zeit und waren das freilich schon seit langen Zeiten. Derartige Bedürfnisse, die täglich und wöchentlich befriedigt sein wollen, gibt es viele in jedem Haus und allenthalben Menschen, welche es sich freiwillig zur angenehmen Pflicht machen, diese Bedürfnisse zu befriedigen. Immer weniger achtet man der Personen, welche dieses tun, wenn man nur das Nötige kriegt und so wohlfeil als möglich mommy!!!!

BERGER!!!!!! Sie sind die verrückte Unterhaltung!! jeder weiß, daß Sie nicht Besen!! benutzen!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:31:

 

Oh yeah?!! Well take this, larryl, if that's your real name. Sein Vater war ein alter Soldat gewesen und früh gestorben; er war jung, seine Mutter kränklich, Vermögen hatten sie nicht, und betteln gingen sie nicht mommy!!!

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-06-2005 at10:33:

  Uncle Rroid Roy Al

Uncle Rroid is doing fine, although his condition prevents him from sitting much. He and the Bearded Hermaphrodite are carrying on quite a romance, much to the chagrin of LobsterBoy.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-06-2005 at10:34:

 

Then you're in touch with all of my relatives?!!!

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Posted by Woggy on 05-06-2005 at10:34:

 

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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al WOGGY, HELP!! THE GIRLS SCOUTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO LURE ME INTO SOME SORT OF BURGER BASH TO TRY TO PANTS ME AGAIN!!

RESIST the temptation! If they try to lure you with Tagalongs or Samoas, spray them with Windex (the cookies, NOT the Girl Scouts.........you don't need any more lawsuits, Berger!)

No, wait, that might make them MORE tempting..................

RUN, Berger, RUN!!!

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-06-2005 at10:36:

  das est richtig

Ich möchte bleiben und möchte plaudern aber leider Freitag ist der einzige Tag, den ich irgendeiner eigentlichen Arbeit mache, damit ab ich gehe! Erinnern Sie sich immer an jenen headcheese ist nicht nur für Frühstück.