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Posted by Audiori J on 04-24-2009 at10:43:

 

You have been out all night long! Do I have a right to ask where you've been or is this a family secret?

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Posted by tchandler on 04-24-2009 at10:55:

 

quote:

Remember that dress of mine you wanted, Carolyn--the one you said I never wore. Well, I know I was silly. But to me, it was as if you were asking to wear my wedding dress to go to the movies!!!!!!!!1

good lord is anyone else as tired as i am of hearing berger quote from romance novels and movies? (and why is a "man" quoting female dialogue?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-24-2009 at11:05:

 

$Hut up Chggandkxkl3Rggk!! You has never knowed Know love like what the likes of what Lou Pinella and I has each Knowed each separetely but alike each of on3 an0th3red3D!!!!aggxk

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Posted by baxter on 04-24-2009 at17:22:

 

Berger, I mean, I don't remember the last time that Lou made love to me so passionately that he transported me to Africa.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-01-2009 at09:48:

 

I Say! Why didn't anyone join me at my Eye-Gazing party?! I was there alone and ended up staring into a mirror for 17 hours until I finally passed out. I, then, woke up in down-town Lubbock in high heels and a dress. Just like Nora Robertsggk!

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-01-2009 at09:50:

 

Sounds like a typical night for you, Berger.

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-01-2009 at09:52:

  Zoom Berger

It just so happens that I'm listening to Zoom Daddy! Great album. Too bad you weren't a part of it, Berger. Seems that Chandler can play in a number of different time signatures but all I hear you play is 4/4. What gives?

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Posted by baxter on 05-01-2009 at10:05:

 

Berger, you know very well that Nora is deathly afraid of Lubbock and would never go near the place since she heard of what you did with those geese in that hardware store. Nora in Lubbock indeed!

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Posted by baxter on 05-01-2009 at10:20:

 

And I have never believed that you are a true fan. You are a Nora poser. Her halcyon prose and her mastery of metaphysics is far too sublime for your Lubbock tastes. Admit it! You don't even own a single JD Robb tote bag, do you? I have seven, one of each of the available colors.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-01-2009 at10:24:

 

... ... /.;,. ... What? What's 4?4 ... what's a Nora Roberts.. .. ... what's a tote bagggk? Who are you people? ... .. What's a Zoom Mommy ? .. gk 78604 ... 9*& .. GK ... ...

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Posted by baxter on 05-01-2009 at10:38:



Oh, you always fall back to that affected Windex haze when you are confronted with the truth. You have me so upset now that I need to go and stroke my tote bags for awhile.

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Posted by uvulapie on 05-01-2009 at11:06:

 

Say there, Berger... why aren't you on Facebook? None of the Eddies are on there yet but 3/5 of DA is there. There may even be a Windex Fan Group for you to join.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 05-19-2009 at14:38:

 

GGgxGk!!!!!!!!!!! ...where am I

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Posted by sondance on 05-19-2009 at22:28:

 

at last - all is right with the world once again...

did anyone see the latest yard gnome? he looks a lot like camarillo imitating one of the audioris imitating camarillo

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-05-2009 at14:52:

 

Why is autumn in New York often mingled with pain? WELL?? WHY IS IT??!! AND THEN, ON TOP OF IT ALL, WHY WOULD I LOSE MY NECESSITY for purchasing castles in Spain??! WHY WOULD THAT HAPPEN???!!!! WHY WOULD I NO LONGER REQUIRE A CASTLE SOMEWHERE IN SPAIN, AND WHO, EXACTLY, IS DECIDING THAT FOR ME?>?!!!!!!!!!!WELL, WHO???!!!AND WHY, ON EARTH, WOULD IT SEEM SO DAMBED INVITING???!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by baxter on 08-05-2009 at16:20:

 

I decided it, Berger! When your accountant called, I could not justify further castle searches when you haven't paid your Windex tab for several months and you still have not paid back Crispin Glover for those unspecified "favors." Your mother, Carl, had told me earlier that she? just could not be responsible for such decisions any longer, so I took them upon myself as any good Christian would do.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-05-2009 at16:32:

 

THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY ANSWER AS TO WHY I SUDDENLY WOULD HAVE NO NEED WHATSOEVER FOR A CASTLE SOMEWHERE IN SPAIN!!!!AND IT ABSOL;UTELY DOESNGGK'T ANSW3ER AS 2(y) WHY IT AL7 S33^^Z S0 DAMBED INVIgggkTING!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 08-05-2009 at16:39:

 

WHY IS IT ALL S0 DAMBED INVITING?????!!!11!

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Posted by baxter on 08-05-2009 at16:57:

 

Don't even try to weaken my resolve with your charming questions!