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Posted by Squidzit on 02-05-2004 at15:40:

 

That makes..................uh, sense.

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Posted by PuP on 02-05-2004 at15:46:

 

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Originally posted by Squidzit That makes..................uh, sense.

Sorry. I can do better.

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Posted by Squidzit on 02-05-2004 at15:57:

 

No, no. I meant Berger's logic makes...........uh, sense. Again. I think. Maybe?

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Posted by John Foxe on 02-05-2004 at21:53:

 

daMB it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a musician!

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Posted by dennis on 02-06-2004 at07:26:

 

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Originally posted by John Foxe daMB it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a musician!

Great line!

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Posted by uvulapie on 02-06-2004 at09:25:

Replying to the reply

I'd like to reply to an earlier reply where Berger said, and I quoteth, "LAUNDRY HAMPERS?!?!?! FOR LENT?!?!"

First and foremost, there's an empatic "YEAH-us!" floating around out there, somewhere in the region of either my brothers freshly exhumed septic tank or Bergers not-so-fresh boxers (it was a wardrobe malfunction).

But I digress. Mainly because I've got BERGER-MANIA on this happy Friday where socks are optional but moustaches are not in my little office. Have you seen my lymphatic system? My wife told me never to use a urinal or urinal cake after Berger but did I listen? NOSIR I most certainly did not. But after Berger exited that Johnny-on-the-Spot I was drawn by an irresistable force (a.k.a. my very full bladder resulting from several Newcastles, tainted Kool-Aid, electric Kool-Aid, Berry Blue Kool-Aid (R.I.P.), a pureed garden gnome, several packets of Pop Rocks, and an extra large bowl of chili... but I digress from my digression). And thus I conracted this horrible disease.

But let me conclude with a final thought... binder clips are fine for everyday office use but should one make it's way into your happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basketweavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes, well, the best you can do is to rearrange the furniture and hope for the best.

UvulaPie

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Posted by PuP on 02-06-2004 at10:15:

  RE: Replying to the reply

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Originally posted by uvulapie But let me conclude with a final thought... binder clips are fine for everyday office use but should one make it's way into your happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basketweavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes, well, the best you can do is to rearrange the furniture and hope for the best. UvulaPie

Wise words, Mr. Pie.

I think.

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Posted by EdHead on 02-06-2004 at14:28:

 

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Originally posted by baxter Bones, if i covered myself in salt, would you find me more attractive?

I knew that baxter chick was really a female!

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Posted by joey on 02-06-2004 at14:34:

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Originally posted by EdHead quote: Originally posted by baxter Bones, if i covered myself in salt, would you find me more attractive? I knew that baxter chick was really a female!

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Posted by dennis on 02-06-2004 at14:56:

 

Nice Legs Bax!

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Posted by PuP on 02-06-2004 at15:29:

 

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Originally posted by EdHead quote: Originally posted by baxter Bones, if i covered myself in salt, would you find me more attractive? I knew that baxter chick was really a female!

Or a margarita.