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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at08:07:

  ok den

what do you get when you cross a JW with a Pentecostal?
Someone who knocks onnyour door and
then trys to knock you over.
Jc

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Posted by BigDork on 10-25-2002 at08:11:

 






I got no jokes today

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Posted by carl on 10-25-2002 at08:13:

  LOL!

"what do you get when you cross a JW with a Pentecostal?
Someone who knocks on your door and then trys to knock you over."

Trying to send you to Gehenna in the spirit, no doubt....

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at08:28:

  I unserstand

Bob Vila became a JW
He knocks on youir door and then oils the hinges.

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at10:02:

  and history reveals....

that on Black Friday
JWs were knocking on your door
just to jump out your window.

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Posted by carl on 10-25-2002 at10:08:

  Yes, JiMInY, but....

...did Paul McCartney open the door and let 'em in?

It'd sure as heck explain a lot....

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at10:11:

  Macca????

I thought it was.
.
.
.
.
.
jim morrison.

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at10:13:

  actually....

it was Mick


cant you hear him Knockin?

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Posted by carl on 10-25-2002 at10:16:

  No, silly....

It was Dylan.... he thought he was knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.... imagine his chagrin when they told him he wasn't one of the 144,000.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllll
llllllllll....

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at10:20:

  LOL!

CS- thats to good for a comeback!
Now I really have to think!
Jc

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at10:34:

  or..........

just open your
N
W
T...
from behind that locked door.

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Posted by baxter on 10-25-2002 at10:38:

 



it may have been Janis, looking for Bobby

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at10:53:

  Hello.....

might I Kristoffer
you some of our Free literature?

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Posted by jc on 10-25-2002 at11:00:

  zimmy sez....

but dudes..
I been alllll allllongggg thhhhee
watchtoooowwweeeerrrr..........
Don't that help?

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Posted by carl on 10-25-2002 at11:11:

  Aaargh....

"might I Kristoffer you some of our Free literature?"

Now all I can picture is Kris knockin' down Sinead O'Connor's door, wrappin' a big greasy drunken hand around her, and grunting, "Don' let th' bazzzturds git ya' DOWN, honey...."

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Posted by baxter on 10-25-2002 at15:12:

 

that's a precious image.

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Posted by Joey T. on 09-09-2004 at17:44:

RE: Terry's Message

quote:

Originally posted by Dr Rich It's funny that the only thing TST says to the Message board is "Go to Church." He has not posted in a long time... maybe he grows tired of our heathon ways...

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Posted by Captain Pedantic on 09-09-2004 at20:45:

 

Did you hear about the Pizza delivery place run by Jehovah's Witnesses?



You still get the Pizza in ten minutes but then you can't get rid of the delivery guy!

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Posted by dennis on 09-11-2004 at10:43:

 

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Posted by Lost Canine on 09-11-2004 at10:44:



Is this what happens when a thread digresses?