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Posted by servantsteve on 05-12-2003 at11:52:

 

The Dentist's favorite hymn-
Crown Him with Many Crowns
I've got 6. I had 7, but then I lost a tooth with a crown. Hey, I never said I wasn't a Southerner.

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Posted by Woggy on 05-12-2003 at12:08:

 

Hey, Dorfy, YOU get a crown, too!

Won't we all look so cute???

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Posted by jiminy on 05-12-2003 at12:19:

 

THAT JOKE ALWAYS TIARAS ME UP.
and we all know the dentists favorite time?
2:30
(say it three times)

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Posted by dorfsmith on 05-12-2003 at13:19:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Woggy Hey, Dorfy, YOU get a crown, too! Won't we all look so cute???

We will The dentist said I might need another crown soon. What will I do with two?

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 05-12-2003 at13:42:

 

I have to go see the dental minions next week.
























I'd rather eat sandpaper!





























Could THAT be why I have to go?

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Posted by JR88 on 05-12-2003 at13:56:

  Nine out of ten dentists recommend Crest

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Posted by Woggy on 05-12-2003 at16:09:

 

I've had so much dental work that I rather like the dentist now..................he rarely hurts me anymore!

I have 6 or 7 crowns - so, Dorfy, a person can have many of them They are much nicer than "real" teeth - I really enjoy them, and have had very little trouble with them (except for one that cracked - that kinda sucked, but he replaced it for free, cuz the company he was working with for that particular product wasn't up to his standards, and he'd had a number of problems with them.)

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Posted by Captain Pedantic on 05-12-2003 at16:21:

 

quote:

Originally posted by dorfsmith quote: Originally posted by Woggy Hey, Dorfy, YOU get a crown, too! Won't we all look so cute??? We will The dentist said I might need another crown soon. What will I do with two?

To the tune of Boney-M's "By the rivers of Babylon" parody by the Barron Knights

Ahh ahha ahhhh (open wide)
AHHH ah ah aHHHH (a little more)
arrrgh arragharragh (just a bit wider)
ARRR ARRR ARR ARRR ARRRGH

There is a dentist in Birmingham
He fixed my crown
And while I slept
He filled my mouth with iron

Now rinse out your mouth
with the medication rinse it out
and spit into the recipticle
on your right

arrglllgge ptoey

No your right

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Posted by Woggy on 05-12-2003 at16:43:

 

Steve Martin.......
Little Shop of Horrors...........


need I say more????

[Orin Scrivello, the sadistic dentist]
Orin Scrivello: [singing] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed.

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Posted by dorfsmith on 05-12-2003 at18:42:

 

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Posted by carl on 06-11-2003 at14:46:

  Hmmm....

My favorite so far is Dunphy's version of "Everyone's Fallen Down." Where's this song FROM, anyway?

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Posted by Dr Rich on 06-11-2003 at15:08:

 

"Live Bootleg '82" sug (as they say in texas.)

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Posted by BD on 06-11-2003 at15:10:

 

that's it


Everyone's Fallen Down

from the album "Live - Bootleg '82
Everyone's Fallen Down
©1982 Words and Music Terry Scott Taylor

He's got all my heart tonight
Tell me it's O.K.
I will try to hold on tight
In my life I have discovered

Everyone's fallen down
Only you, can lift me up
Bring me round

You've opened up my eyes to see
In the heart of man
Your love is hangin' on a tree
In my life it is no secret

I'm always falling down
I was one, who walked away
Leave without a sound
Everyone's fallin' down
I'm not surprised

To say we're not fools and clowns we're waring our disguise

He's got all my heart tonight
Tell me it's O.K.
I will try to hold on tight
In my life I have discovered

Everyone's fallen down
Only you, can lift me up
Bring me round

He's got all my heart, I am falling down
He's got all my heart, I am falling down
He's got all my heart, I am falling down
He's got all my heart, I am falling down
Down, I am falling down, I am down, I am falling down
I am down, I am falling down, I am down...

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Posted by BD on 06-11-2003 at15:14:

 

This is what I like about the Fan Projects... Some of the little treasures that were missed or passed by are now visited again in a new light. good stuff


BD

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Posted by dorfsmith on 07-03-2003 at18:46:

 

This should go to the top again.

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Posted by Mark on 07-06-2003 at12:19:

 

To the top

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Posted by Mark on 07-06-2003 at12:49:

 

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