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crispin glover
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I do, now, hearby resolve to swear to tell the truth as Berger Roy Al's houseboy, that I, as Berger Roy Al's houseboy, Crispin Glover, Berger Roy Al's houseboy, have recieved from Berger Roy Al the following urgent message:

"Help me, people! I implore you, please help! That dirty rat Chandler has done something to make me lose my voice. (I can't prove it, but I believe him to have spiked my Multi-Surface Sassy Watermelon Windex with WATER! Yes, that's right, WATER!)

If you can read this, please tell the world for me! Tell my story!! gkk!"
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"Help me, people! I implore you, please help! That dirty rat Chandler has done something to make me lose my voice. (I can't prove it, but I believe him to have spiked my Multi-Surface Sassy Watermelon Windex with WATER! Yes, that's right, WATER!)

If you can read this, please tell the world for me! Tell my story!! gkk!"

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Berger Roy Al
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Thank you, Ben! Thank you! Now, quick! Tell the rest of my story! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nini? Unasemaje? Sijui Mommy! Ita polisi! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nisaidia!
Nina njaa Kopo Ng'ombei Mkate Kuku Mayai Samaki Unga Matunda Barafu Nyama Wali Chumvi Mboga Maji Hatari! GKK! Tafadhali natakabia [pombe] Windex!

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Remember Shrinky Dinks?





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theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone.

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This is as loud as I can talk, people!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
This is as loud as I can talk, people!!


WELL - atleast I found out how to read it.......

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quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Thank you, Ben! Thank you! Now, quick! Tell the rest of my story! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nini? Unasemaje? Sijui Mommy! Ita polisi! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nisaidia!
Nina njaa Kopo Ng'ombei Mkate Kuku Mayai Samaki Unga Matunda Barafu Nyama Wali Chumvi Mboga Maji Hatari! GKK! Tafadhali natakabia [pombe] Windex!



the shrinky dink thing was a metaphor-if you know what i mean


...have you been swimming in a veritible ocean of windex lately?????

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Chandler!!!!














































Way to go! Tongue Wink

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Sorry Berger, I had to say it! I don't know what possessed me.

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I think I know what possessed you, Bereal..........


the Spirit of Berger, who has been shrunken into miniscule form.......



just dont' let him get in your blood.............................


WINDEX, ANYONE?

hold the water Smile

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bereal... bereal, bereal, bereal. (Sigh) ...I'm going to pretend that you and Paul Williams didn't say that to me. Please. I know that I've asked this before, and now I'm going to have to ask it again. Please do not in any way associate me with that dirtbag Jackalope hack of a so-called bass player Chandler!! PLEASE!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
bereal... bereal, bereal, bereal. (Sigh) ...I'm going to pretend that you and Paul Williams didn't say that to me. Please. I know that I've asked this before, and now I'm going to have to ask it again. Please do not in any way associate me with that dirtbag Jackalope hack of a so-called bass player Chandler!! PLEASE!!!


Of course, I would never do that. Red Face

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To the top! Pleased

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