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Berger Roy Al
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I sold my collection of Milton Berle action figures so that I could afford a new cable modem and cable connection here in my Rock Trailor in Lubbock Texas!
I wanted to be able to logon to the messageboard and insult that worthless hack Chandler at even faster speeds.
But when I tried to access the messageboard, it wouldn't let me in and I figured that the Audioris believed that cable modems are evil or "aren't of the Lord" or something like that, or possibly that loser Chandler, because he's so envious of me and intimidated by me, put them up to it.
It was then that I had the ingenious idea of using what I refer to as a "dial-up connection" to access the messageboard, but then the Audioris did some kind of crazy computer magic and now I can use my cable connection to hurl insults at Chandler at lightning speed! AHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHACCCCKKXXXXGGGVVTGKKKKK!
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joey
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Tallowy Tamale
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You lied Berger!!
You claimed that most of the action figures were Uncle Milty in drag!!! All of these DAMB things are wearing pants!!!
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04-24-2003 10:38 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Er, sorry for the misunderstanding. What I said was that I was in drag. You don't feel that you paid too much do you?
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Tallowy Tamale
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Of course, i feel like i payed too much. Every man on my block has straight Uncle Milty figures. What are you going to do about this?
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Berger Roy Al
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Hmmm. An autographed picture of me in my yellow chiffon?
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Tallowy Tamale
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Already have it. You'll have to do better than that!
This is the one i wanted. That gown is divine!
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Captain Crouch
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Ah c'MANDS ya' ta git outta BAHR-g'r, en th' name a' JAY-zuss! Praise GOW-wud!!!
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Berger Roy Al
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My, that IS divine! Speaking of divine, I've gotta make a Windex run. Back in awhile.
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Tallowy Tamale
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Just couldn't take the heat from the captain? Loser!!
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tchandler
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berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding!
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Dr Rich
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Uncle Milt and I share the same birthday.
July 12
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BD
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looks like a missed another good day around here...
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arcticsunburn
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Originally posted by tchandler
berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding!
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Which reminds me of this. It's hilarious.
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jiminy
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down south,
God is a 12 letter word
(biggest in their vocabulary)
Up north here its sort of less than a three letter word:
Gud-akin to the Aussies Guday
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Woggy
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Sometimes, it's a FOUR letter word
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Dr Rich
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Originally posted by arcticsunburn
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Originally posted by tchandler
berger's frightening pastor at the penticostal church he grew up in could say the word GOD and put more syllables into it than anyone i've ever heard. he would pronounce it GUH-HOE-A-HAY-YEAH-DUH. no kidding!
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Which reminds me of this. It's hilarious.
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very funny asb!
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joey
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
My, that IS divine! Speaking of divine, I've gotta make a Windex run. Back in awhile.
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