tchandler
Daniel Amos
Registration Date: 03-22-2002
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berger's heavy metal band "forgone conclusion," comprised of berger, crispin glover, dennis hopper and gary busey, has just broken up.
they had just one performance in berger's backyard behind his trailor in lubbock, texas and berger ruined it by suddenly breaking into speed-jumping jacks in the middle of their cover of the song "Bess, You is My Woman Now" from the musical "Porgy and Bess." (Seems like an odd choice for a heavy metal band to cover but berger insisted on it.)
berger left the stage in the middle of the third song complaining of "advanced sweet-potato- arm flare up," and never returned.
announcing the break up of the band to the press immediately after the show, crispin glover referred to berger as "extremely unstable,...like he could come completely unhinged at any moment."
gary busey called berger "quite possibly the most insane person i've ever met. he kept calling me 'mommy.'... ...actually, dennis hopper kept calling me 'mommy' as well."
berger is so upset that he's been on a crying jag for two days. he hasn't been able to stop even while running errands. he was seen weeping in the dairy section of his supermarket while holding some cheese and was later reported to be sobbing in line at the post office.
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09-15-2003 12:48 |
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Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies
Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
Location: I AM NOT insane!
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My band has NOT broken up, you jealous jackanape! We're on a temporary break due to creative differences. And I was not "weeping" and "sobbing," I was "laughing in the spirit!" Just like I am right now! HAHAHAHAHGGGGGXXXXXXKKKKKFVT!
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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09-15-2003 12:51 |
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Bubba Death Machine
Mind Peach
Registration Date: 05-28-2002
Posts: 115
Location: Comin' to yer town.... we'll help you kick the devil's ass for Jesus!
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Our, like, garage is still open! You wanna crash on our couch, you know, that's cool! We can, like, jam OUT, dude!!!
And if it'll, like, make you feel better you can, like, you know, call my moms "Mommy"! I ain't, like, done that for, like, 30 years or something now but if that, like, gets yer rocks off go for it, dude!!!
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09-15-2003 12:55 |
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The Prime Alias
Dignified Lazar
Registration Date: 08-04-2003
Posts: 78
Location: HERE
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BERGER, TAKE THAT LITTLE WEENIE CHANDLER AND SLAP HIM AROUND A FEW TIMES!! IF THAT DON'T SET HIM STRAIGHT, SEND HIM DOWN TO ME!! I'LL PUT HIM TO MILKIN' COWS ON MY FARM!!
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09-15-2003 12:58 |
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Joey T.
Tallowy Tamale
Registration Date: 03-13-2002
Posts: 7,777
Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain....
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RE: berger's band broke up! |
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Originally posted by tchandler
berger's heavy metal band "forgone conclusion," comprised of berger, crispin glover, dennis hopper and gary busey, has just broken up.
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09-15-2003 13:20 |
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Squidzit
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Registration Date: 05-14-2003
Posts: 6,235
Location: Be the change you wish to see in the world
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I knew it, you ARE an alien!!
__________________ "Why a four year old child could understand this...
run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make heads or tails of it."
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09-15-2003 16:11 |
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audiori
Administrator
Registration Date: 03-12-2002
Posts: 11,145
Location: Missouri
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No todo esta bien en su cabeza.....
I hope the band isn't broken up I want to see Christopher Walken
dance to their songs.
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09-15-2003 17:11 |
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carl
Platyhelminth
Registration Date: 03-15-2002
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09-15-2003 17:58 |
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baxter
Ubique Epoque
Registration Date: 09-19-2002
Posts: 15,687
Location: "Come, let us to our holy task again."
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CLASTATA!
Convulsive laughs and snorts to all the above.
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09-15-2003 20:15 |
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Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies
Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
Location: I AM NOT insane!
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Что на вас сейчаl
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09-15-2003 21:50 |
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Captain Pedantic
Official Impasto
Registration Date: 12-18-2002
Posts: 2,686
Location: "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Vyvian - The Young Ones
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Hey Berger!
What is it like knowing that soem of the people on this board are wearing t-shirts with your picture on it?
And if you see Tim can you ask him too?
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09-15-2003 22:10 |
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Joey T.
Tallowy Tamale
Registration Date: 03-13-2002
Posts: 7,777
Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain....
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berger creeping up on chandler..... |
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09-15-2003 22:45 |
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jiminy
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Registration Date: 11-16-2002
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Busey- "Dont talk to me about Holly! I KNOW holly. I WAS HOLLY!!!"
Glover-"No I'm no relation to Danny, and I was not in Places in the Heart"
Hopper" Naw, I was only PLAYING a drunk in Hoosiers"
Berger Al- "Camarillo who?"
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09-15-2003 23:09 |
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Woggy
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
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Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein
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Hello, bro...........
yer up late this eve, I see!
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09-15-2003 23:13 |
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baxter
Ubique Epoque
Registration Date: 09-19-2002
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RE: berger creeping up on chandler..... |
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For some reason, i love this photo.
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09-16-2003 02:27 |
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Joey T.
Tallowy Tamale
Registration Date: 03-13-2002
Posts: 7,777
Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain....
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RE: berger creeping up on chandler..... |
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Originally posted by Joey T.
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For some reason, i love this photo. |
me too!
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