zippetydoodaddy 
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It's a great script! It's very much like the scene in Meet The Parents when Focker is trying to put his oversize luggage in the overhead bin.
Hey Timbo,
How are you with the low ceilings in planes?
Is your neck sore after a flight?
Are you usually the emergency exit door man?
Do you like to look out the window?
What's the deal with airplane food? I mean it's not an airplane and it's not food? What's the deal?
The dry air in airplanes is so dry that I usually have a hard booger emergency. This is compounded with the fact that in coach I am squashed between other travelers and it becomes difficult to pick the crispies discreetly. What do you recommend?
I can't make a doody in a airplane restroom. I usually imagine myself getting sucked out of the plane so I get too nervous to stay through completion. How 'bout you?
Do you call them Stewardess, Flight Attendant, or Sky Waitress?
-ZZZZZip
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JR88
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I can't make a doody in a airplane restroom. I usually imagine myself getting sucked out of the plane so I get too nervous to stay through completion. How 'bout you?
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tchandler
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hey, Zzzzzip--
do you fly a lot? i may be wrong about this, but it seems that people who've flown a lot, rather than getting used to it, start to develop some sort of issues.
i hate flying, period
gotta have an aisle seat
i'm a magnet. no matter where i sit, a person, male or female, approximating the size of orson welles will sit next to me.
yeah, i'm not crazy about those bathrooms, either.
i prefer "sky waitress" because of the replacements reference.
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JR88
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So tim.....did ya get the chance to mention to Terry, Greg and Ed that the fans would like to see them on the Messeage Board.
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tchandler
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hey, driver8 -- terry's been on the road a lot, of course, and i haven't had a chance since he got back. ed's kinda hard to get ahold of, and i just haven't spoken to greg in a few weeks. i'll try again!
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JR88
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no big deal 
don't bug 'em
just curious if they know about us band of DA geeks and freaks 
By the way I play guitar at my church and just noticed Wednesday that Steve Hindalong co-wrote "God Of Wonders".....I thought man this is so cool to be playing a song from someone who's in a band that I love. Do you know if he's written any other Praise and Worship tunes?
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tchandler
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go check out the "city on a hill" series. steve is the head honcho in charge of all that and i believe he's written some more of those songs. (if you do a google on steve hindalong you should come up with a bunch of stuff.)
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JR88
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So any Choir projects in the works?
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Joey T.
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don't let carl hear you say that.....
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JR88
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don't let carl hear you say that.....
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like I said carl's a tool 
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Joey T.
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don't let carl hear you say that.....
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well, the choir is a good opening act for Da....
what? that's how i discovered them and that's still kinda what i consider them...... 
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tchandler
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(is carl listening? no? ok, then...)
hey, driver8-- no, no choir projects in the works. i see those guys all the time and they always say, "yeah, we gotta do one" but no one's getting anything rolling. unfortunately, it pretty much has to be steve or derri.
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JR88
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don't listen to carl
he's a tool
I hope you guys do something soon
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tchandler
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LC, i completely missed your post, sorry! i'm pretty sure you're joking about using that?
and, hi joey
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Joey T.
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and, hi joey |
hi
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LC, i completely missed your post, sorry! i'm pretty sure you're joking about using that?
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Tim,
I am very serious about using it, if you'll agree to let me!
LK-9
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jiminy
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Do you call them Stewardess, Flight Attendant, or Sky Waitress?
I just say-
"Hey you..how bout a spritzer"
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jiminy
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(if you do a google on steve hindalong you should come up with a bunch of stuff.)
After all that talk about "doing a doody"
your statement made me LOL
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baxter
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Carl is a tool? Of the Evil One?
i must protest,
though i'll probably go over to the 7's board later and say something wicked about him.
Please come back soon Carl.
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tchandler
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Lost Canine-- of course you can use it. you don't need to include my giant face on the screen. i am curious how in the world you would use that in your sermon. send me some sort of copy? or post? just curious
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RE: hey LOST CANINE