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Urgent message from Berger! |
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I do, now, hearby resolve to swear to tell the truth as Berger Roy Al's houseboy, that I, as Berger Roy Al's houseboy, Crispin Glover, Berger Roy Al's houseboy, have recieved from Berger Roy Al the following urgent message:
"Help me, people! I implore you, please help! That dirty rat Chandler has done something to make me lose my voice. (I can't prove it, but I believe him to have spiked my Multi-Surface Sassy Watermelon Windex with WATER! Yes, that's right, WATER!)
If you can read this, please tell the world for me! Tell my story!! gkk!"
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01-04-2005 10:13 |
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Ben
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"Help me, people! I implore you, please help! That dirty rat Chandler has done something to make me lose my voice. (I can't prove it, but I believe him to have spiked my Multi-Surface Sassy Watermelon Windex with WATER! Yes, that's right, WATER!)
If you can read this, please tell the world for me! Tell my story!! gkk!"
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Berger Roy Al
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Thank you, Ben! Thank you! Now, quick! Tell the rest of my story! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nini? Unasemaje? Sijui Mommy! Ita polisi! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nisaidia!
Nina njaa Kopo Ng'ombei Mkate Kuku Mayai Samaki Unga Matunda Barafu Nyama Wali Chumvi Mboga Maji Hatari! GKK! Tafadhali natakabia [pombe] Windex!
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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jiminy
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Thank you, Ben! Thank you! Now, quick! Tell the rest of my story! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nini? Unasemaje? Sijui Mommy! Ita polisi! Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Wapi choo? Nisaidia!
Nina njaa Kopo Ng'ombei Mkate Kuku Mayai Samaki Unga Matunda Barafu Nyama Wali Chumvi Mboga Maji Hatari! GKK! Tafadhali natakabia [pombe] Windex! |
the shrinky dink thing was a metaphor-if you know what i mean
...have you been swimming in a veritible ocean of windex lately?????
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01-04-2005 11:14 |
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Berger Roy Al
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This is as loud as I can talk, people!!
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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01-04-2005 11:37 |
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jiminy
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
This is as loud as I can talk, people!! |
WELL - atleast I found out how to read it.......
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01-04-2005 11:43 |
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bereal
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Chandler!!!!
Way to go!
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Lay your crushing hand, Your mighty hand, On me gently
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01-04-2005 16:13 |
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bereal
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Sorry Berger, I had to say it! I don't know what possessed me.
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I think I know what possessed you, Bereal..........
the Spirit of Berger, who has been shrunken into miniscule form.......
just dont' let him get in your blood.............................
WINDEX, ANYONE?
hold the water
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01-04-2005 16:21 |
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Berger Roy Al
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bereal... bereal, bereal, bereal. (Sigh) ...I'm going to pretend that you and Paul Williams didn't say that to me. Please. I know that I've asked this before, and now I'm going to have to ask it again. Please do not in any way associate me with that dirtbag Jackalope hack of a so-called bass player Chandler!! PLEASE!!!
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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bereal
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
bereal... bereal, bereal, bereal. (Sigh) ...I'm going to pretend that you and Paul Williams didn't say that to me. Please. I know that I've asked this before, and now I'm going to have to ask it again. Please do not in any way associate me with that dirtbag Jackalope hack of a so-called bass player Chandler!! PLEASE!!! |
Of course, I would never do that.
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To the top!
__________________ I'm talkin' bout the Vinyl , the Holy Vinyl.
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bereal
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Holy God break me, Holy Lord take me
Lay your crushing hand, Your mighty hand, On me gently
Your crushing hand, Your mighty hand, On me gently
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dennis
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__________________ I'm talkin' bout the Vinyl , the Holy Vinyl.
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