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Originally posted by Captain Pedantic
I discovered him that time when I was captured by the Russian military during the conflict in Afghanistan back in the '80's.
I'd been sent in to rescue some big muscled dude who'd been captured while trying to rescue his old boss who had been captured trying to infiltrate the secret base by dressing up and pretending to sell girl scout cookies.
I don't know why he was found out 'cause it was a very convincing disguise, he managed to sell me 10 boxes as I was chained up next to him in the dungeon.
Anyway while hanging there chained up by my ankles to the ceiling wondering how am I going to get to those cookies suddenly the door burst in and there he was, Berger Roy Al, it was just amazing, astounding. He released us from our chains and when he caught eyes with the guy dressed up as the girl scout, Berger just freaked and wiped out the whole battalion and thus caused the Russians to have to withdraw from the country, ending the war.
But yeah that is how I discovered Berger. |
So, should we dress the Iraqui army as girl scouts and then send him there?
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Marriage has been good for you. i note a sharp increase in happy emoticons.
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That must be the source of your preternatural vanity?
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Did Mike Renoggggkkkxk really write the Kidxxxxkkkxk Is Hot Tonight after seeing you in that dress in the parrot den?
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He is the midget from Texas who was obsessed with that vast sucking sound from Mexico, isn't he?
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Did the parrots happen to fly over one of the concert sites, or did you barge into their quiet home in your red dress?
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Seeing Berger in those tight, red leather pants could bring any species to the brink of extinction.
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i understand that the Brazilizn Blue Parrot is coming back, Berger. When asked about their return from the brink of extinction, one of them reportedly shared that the decline started abruptly after a chance encounter with you during a tour of South America in the late 80s. Apparently the awful memory has corporately faded to the point that they are now ready to embrace life again.
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You must stop spreading your dreadful contagion around. Keep it confined to this place.
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i need to spend more time at the Neal Morse board. Starting now!
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Berger is menopausal? This could get ugly, very ugly.
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