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Did the parrots happen to fly over one of the concert sites, or did you barge into their quiet home in your red dress?
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Berger Roy Al
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what's a parrot... ...where am I.
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07-18-2007 12:40 |
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He is the midget from Texas who was obsessed with that vast sucking sound from Mexico, isn't he?
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Tallowy Tamale
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Did Mike Renoggggkkkxk really write the Kidxxxxkkkxk Is Hot Tonight after seeing you in that dress in the parrot den?
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Berger Roy Al
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Yes
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Tallowy Tamale
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That must be the source of your preternatural vanity?
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so, who was the woman in the black dress?
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Artist: The Hollies Lyrics
Song: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress Lyrics
Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the DA man
When I heard this woman singing a song
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well a tall walking big black cat
When Charlie said I hope that you're able, boy
Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well then suddenly we heard the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And she was holding my right
Well I told her, "Don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared"
Well I'm gonna be forgiven
If I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all...
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Scrimshaw Nick
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Originally posted by .backs.
That must be the source of your preternatural vanity? |
At first I thought you were talking about Berger's preternatural VIRGINITY.
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bereal
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Originally posted by .backs.
Did the parrots happen to fly over one of the concert sites, or did you barge into their quiet home in your red dress? |
the parrots flew into the concert sites and were immediately struck dead by the sight of berger in the skin tight red leather dress with red lipstick in all the wrong places
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baxter
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You are the greatest, sir Tim!
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jiminy
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hay - in France Berger would be ...berger!
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