Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » Terry's Message » Hello Guest [Login|Register] Last Post | First Unread Post Print Page | Add Thread to Favorites Pages (6): « first ... « previous 3 4 [5] 6 next » Terry's Message Author Post « Previous Thread | Next Thread » jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 ok den        what do you get when you cross a JW with a Pentecostal? Someone who knocks onnyour door and then trys to knock you over. Jc 10-25-2002 08:07 BigDork Disjasked Lerna Registration Date: 03-12-2002 Posts: 4,340 I got no jokes today __________________ _________________________________________ _________________________________________ 10-25-2002 08:11 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 LOL!        "what do you get when you cross a JW with a Pentecostal? Someone who knocks on your door and then trys to knock you over." Trying to send you to Gehenna in the spirit, no doubt.... __________________ 10-25-2002 08:13 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 I unserstand        Bob Vila became a JW He knocks on youir door and then oils the hinges. 10-25-2002 08:28 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 and history reveals....        that on Black Friday JWs were knocking on your door just to jump out your window. 10-25-2002 10:02 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 Yes, JiMInY, but....        ...did Paul McCartney open the door and let 'em in? It'd sure as heck explain a lot.... __________________ 10-25-2002 10:08 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 Macca????        I thought it was. . . . . . jim morrison. 10-25-2002 10:11 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 actually....        it was Mick cant you hear him Knockin? 10-25-2002 10:13 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 No, silly....        It was Dylan.... he thought he was knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.... imagine his chagrin when they told him he wasn't one of the 144,000.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllll llllllllll.... __________________ 10-25-2002 10:16 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 LOL!        CS- thats to good for a comeback! Now I really have to think! Jc 10-25-2002 10:20 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 or..........        just open your N W T... from behind that locked door. 10-25-2002 10:34 baxter Ubique Epoque Registration Date: 09-19-2002 Posts: 15,700 Location: "Come, let us to our holy task again." it may have been Janis, looking for Bobby 10-25-2002 10:38 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 Hello.....        might I Kristoffer you some of our Free literature? 10-25-2002 10:53 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 zimmy sez....        but dudes.. I been alllll allllongggg thhhhee watchtoooowwweeeerrrr.......... Don't that help? 10-25-2002 11:00 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 Aaargh....        "might I Kristoffer you some of our Free literature?" Now all I can picture is Kris knockin' down Sinead O'Connor's door, wrappin' a big greasy drunken hand around her, and grunting, "Don' let th' bazzzturds git ya' DOWN, honey...." __________________ 10-25-2002 11:11 baxter Ubique Epoque Registration Date: 09-19-2002 Posts: 15,700 Location: "Come, let us to our holy task again." that's a precious image. 10-25-2002 15:12 Joey T. Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 7,777 Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain.... RE: Terry's Message        quote: Originally posted by Dr Rich It's funny that the only thing TST says to the Message board is "Go to Church." He has not posted in a long time... maybe he grows tired of our heathon ways... __________________ 09-09-2004 17:44 Captain Pedantic Official Impasto Registration Date: 12-18-2002 Posts: 2,686 Location: "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Vyvian - The Young Ones Did you hear about the Pizza delivery place run by Jehovah's Witnesses? You still get the Pizza in ten minutes but then you can't get rid of the delivery guy! __________________ Seek Justice 09-09-2004 20:45 dennis Ubique Epoque Registration Date: 09-19-2002 Posts: 13,303 Location: In not-quite earth, in not-quite heaven. __________________ I'm talkin' bout the Vinyl , the Holy Vinyl. 09-11-2004 10:43 Lost Canine Disjasked Lerna Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 4,011 Location: On a rock in the ocean...literally Is this what happens when a thread digresses? __________________ 09-11-2004 10:44 Pages (6): « first ... « previous 3 4 [5] 6 next » Tree Structure | Board Structure Jump to: Please select: -------------------- DA Related Discussion-- General Discussion-- Upcoming Releases-- CD & DVD Reviews-- Larry - Lucy I'm In LoveFAQs and Notices Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » Terry's Message Forum Software: Burning Board 2.3.6, Developed by WoltLab GmbH