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bereal
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If any of you are fat, you can become a woman and take on this morning sickness for me! You'll lose weight faster than ever before. I've lost 6 pounds in the last week.
Of course, I be shapely too, so I can stand to lose some weight, but this is a horrible way to lose it!
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Lost Canine
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
Posts: 4,011
Location: On a rock in the ocean...literally
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Hey B.,
Praying for you!
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10-03-2004 16:50 |
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Who is bigboycying? He seems like a real genius!
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10-03-2004 20:48 |
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Joey T.
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
Posts: 7,777
Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain....
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Originally posted by Aqua Green Toupee
Who is bigboycying? He seems like a real genius! |
ok... he's not .jim..... that's who he is..... or maybe jim was bigboycying too.... he did have some spelling issues.... hmmmmm........
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10-04-2004 17:33 |
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Eleanor
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
Posts: 5,111
Location: NFP
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Originally posted by Joey T.
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Originally posted by Aqua Green Toupee
Who is bigboycying? He seems like a real genius! |
ok... he's not .jim..... that's who he is..... or maybe jim was bigboycying too.... he did have some spelling issues.... hmmmmm........
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I thought bbc was jim for a while...
I don't think AGT is jim no more. Maybe K-9 knows who he is
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10-04-2004 18:58 |
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Hey eleanor, I like your little kid. He looks kind of like that Dexter dude.
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10-04-2004 20:32 |
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Woggy
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
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Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein
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People are too obsessed with weight issues...............
......where are my biscuits, Baxter???
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10-04-2004 22:01 |
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baxter
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Registration Date: 09-19-2002
Posts: 15,687
Location: "Come, let us to our holy task again."
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i ate them all...every last one
but only after applying very generous portions of butter and jelly
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10-04-2004 22:07 |
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Woggy
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Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein
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Wahhhhhhhhh.............
Guess I'll have to make up a batch, huh?
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Woolly Eggwhisk
Registration Date: 03-13-2002
Posts: 734
Location: Silicon Valley: prime real estate for a terrorist dirty bomb hit
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
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dennis
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Patti & I have both lost a ton of weight this summer!
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dennis
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how far you been walking? I think anything over 4.8 miles a day really helps!
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10-05-2004 08:49 |
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Lost Canine
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how far you been walking? I think anything over 4.8 miles a day really helps! |
Wow, I only walk 2 - 2 1/2 miles. What pace do you use? Is that a 15 minute mile?
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10-05-2004 08:51 |
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dennis
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I can walk 5 miles in around an hour & one-half.
6 miles takes around 2 hours.
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10-05-2004 08:53 |
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Lost Canine
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That's awesome Doc. I'll pick up the pace.
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10-05-2004 08:54 |
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dennis
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It works the same of you can break it up, two or three miles as a crack!
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Lost Canine
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Do you do it on a treadmill? That is what I have been using.
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dennis
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ugh... no I can't do the treadmill! Yuck!
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carl
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Registration Date: 03-15-2002
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DAmb, you people are old and fat....
carl
43, 6'3", 280
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