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Mountain Fan
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Originally posted by tchandler
good grief. i can't seem to keep up with this. i just talked to berger's neighbors and he's still feigning and grabbing and barking and crying but now he's also eating raw oysters and throwing up on the horse statue. it'll be only a matter of time before some actual police show up. |
So berger will turn into a Rider on the Lawn and then the real police will show up , just as TAOGSMP are nearly wilted fromt he barrage of puke?
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Mountain Fan
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Ele's pairing up with berger now? |
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Riders On The Storm
Doors
(L.a Woman)
Riders on the lawn
Riders on the lawn
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alawn
Riders on the lawn
There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah
Girl ya gotta love your man
Girl ya gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
Wow!
Riders on the lawn
Riders on the lawn
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alawn
Riders on the lawn
Riders on the lawn
Riders on the lawn
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03-11-2005 15:07 |
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tchandler
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i can't bear to watch any more of this. (sigh)
let's just pray that berger makes it home to his trailor after this Lavoris-driven hallucinogenic episode is over.
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03-11-2005 15:10 |
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baxter
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Help Berger make it back to the trailer, Lord.
God, forgive me! That was my first prayer today.
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03-11-2005 15:13 |
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Mountain Fan
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Oh, no! I think Berger just mistook the mobile classroom unit behind the local A.O.G. for his trailer!
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03-11-2005 15:16 |
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baxter
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03-11-2005 15:19 |
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baxter
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We really should pray for those precious children now.
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03-11-2005 15:19 |
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Mountain Fan
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The children? I was more worried for berger! You know how the youth can be so violent these days towards outsiders.
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03-11-2005 15:21 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Why does my trailor look so weird? And who are all these people?! ggkkkk!
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03-11-2005 15:22 |
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Berger Roy Al
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Wait! No! Stop! Please, Noooooo-----
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03-11-2005 16:20 |
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tchandler
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(sigh)
i thought you might like to know how this whole sorry episode of berger's ended. when he wandered into that trailor behind the AOG church, it was filled with 8 year old Brownies (Girl Scouts.) well, the brownies beat him up, and "pantsed" him and then threw him out of the trailor.
it's just really sad to think of a 45 year old embittered middle-aged man, an unemployed bass player, being beaten up and pantsed by some Girl Scouts.
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03-11-2005 16:49 |
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baxter
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Apart from that bass part, i'm Berger's twin.
But i don't even use Windex?
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03-11-2005 17:10 |
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So carl's your Mommy, too?
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baxter
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i don't think so? Carl?
i was just referring to the embittered, wimpy part.
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03-11-2005 17:40 |
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goat lady
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Bereal honey,
those eyes are not for you. Isn't it amazing how these men can waste their entire day? Don't get me started on that Joey T
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03-11-2005 21:05 |
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Bereal honey,
those eyes are not for you. Isn't it amazing how these men can waste their entire day? Don't get me started on that Joey T
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i didn't even post in this thread....
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Those Assemblies of God Secret Mounted police are BAD mofos!! |
LOL!
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03-12-2005 06:55 |
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dennis
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Originally posted by tchandler
(sigh)
i thought you might like to know how this whole sorry episode of berger's ended. when he wandered into that trailor behind the AOG church, it was filled with 8 year old Brownies (Girl Scouts.) well, the brownies beat him up, and "pantsed" him and then threw him out of the trailor.
it's just really sad to think of a 45 year old embittered middle-aged man, an unemployed bass player, being beaten up and pantsed by some Girl Scouts. |
It's part of the dangers of being the bass player I am afraid.
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