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If Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho, Alsaka!
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Andrew
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Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it.
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What do you call blind Bambi?
no eye deer.
What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs and leaking heamoglobin?
Still bloody no eye deer.
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Andrew
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
A Ranch Slider
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05-07-2002 20:24 |
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Jim Muglia unregistered
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moo regarding the previous joke |
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Greetings,
I always heard the previous joke as:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Take care,
Jim
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05-07-2002 22:56 |
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Gamgee
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
What do you call a guy with nor arms and no legs in a hot tub?
Stu
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05-08-2002 10:15 |
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carl
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs going over a fence?
Homer.
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visited upon mankind was the internal combustion engine."
--Peter Jackson quoting J. R. R. Tolkien
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If you drop your waffle on the beach |
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where are you?
Sandy Eggo!
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05-08-2002 13:31 |
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Andrew
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who swims the English Channel?
Clever Dick.
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05-08-2002 16:28 |
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Andrew
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Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it.
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What do you call a man under a car?
Jack
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Doug
What do you call him once the shovel has been taken out?
Douglas
(just to show I'm not biased against my own name - one of my kids favourite jokes)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew on the blackboard
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well so much for tryin' to change |
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__________________ "He described once that the most evil creation ever
visited upon mankind was the internal combustion engine."
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Joey T.
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Originally posted by Jim Muglia
Greetings,
Ghandi was a deeply religious man. He and his followers would often walk on long pilgimages barefoot. A somewhat frail man, he was known to deny himself by fasting a lot. As a result of this fasting he would often have bad breath.
Because of these things he was known as a "super-calloused fragile mystic aneorexic with halitosis". ba-da-bing!!!
Take care,
Jim
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Hey, Jim does have a sense of humour.
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Yes, it appears so.
__________________ But never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. - C.S. Lewis
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Maybe the whole mess is his sense of humor.
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SLIGHT OF HAND?
OR OUT OF HAND OUT OF SIGHT?
..HAND OUT?
SURE , I'LL TAKE ONE.
jImNY
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Woggy
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More No Arm, No Leg jokes |
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these are some of my favorites.
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs, sitting in your mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs, hanging on your wall?
Art
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Originally posted by Jim Muglia
Greetings,
Ghandi was a deeply religious man. He and his followers would often walk on long pilgimages barefoot. A somewhat frail man, he was known to deny himself by fasting a lot. As a result of this fasting he would often have bad breath.
Because of these things he was known as a "super-calloused fragile mystic aneorexic with halitosis". ba-da-bing!!!
Take care,
Jim
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It seems kinda strange now, but it was Jim that started this great lame joke thread... Thanks, Jim!
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A guy buys a parrot. Unfortunately, this parrot once belonged to a sailor, and has a very colorful vocabulary. As soon as the guy brings it home, it lets out a string of curses that makes South Park seem like Sesame Street. "Listen," the guy says to the bird. "You better stop using that kind of language, or you'll regret it." The parrot responds by using even fouler language. That evening the guy has his girlfriend, her parents, and his pastor over for dinner. The parrot lets fly with language that kills all the plants in the room, as well as any small animals on the block. The dinner does not go too well, needless to say, so after everyone leaves the guy is really mad. "Okay," he says. "One more curse out of you, and you're gonna get it. The parrot responds by using language that strips the paint from the walls. So the guy shoves the parrot into the freezer. The curses get worse for a while, but then the parrot evantually shuts up. The guy pulls the parrot out of his fridge, and says, "Did you learn your lesson?" The parrot replies, "Yeah, I did. But I just have one question: what did the chicken do?"
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Woggy
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These are fun:
"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said, dolefully.
"That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Tom said, offhandedly.
"I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Tom said, beside himself.
"That's the third electric shock I've gotten this week!" Tom said, revolted.
"I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related.
"I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair.
"That car you sold me has defective steering!" Tom said, straightforwardly.
"I've been on a diet," Tom expounded.
"I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully.
"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said, bashfully.
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