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Tallowy Tamale
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are you?
i have been waiting here for two solid hours. Just how many windex-bloated worms did you ingest yesterday.
Did the ghost of General Zaragosa give you any exciting revelations?
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uvulapie
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Berger,
I've got me a quandry that you may be able to assist with. My wife and I have been invited to stay at a friend's house but we have no idea of what housewarming gift to bring. My wife wants to bring five board feet of white oak but I'm in favor of something more utilitarian, like a goat.
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Berger Roy Al
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What? There's a burger fellowship? Where?
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GGkkkk!! Where am I?! General who? Who are you people? What day is it? |
We are the French soldiers that you soundly defeated at Puebla, my lord.
Be merciful to us and we will give you Carolata. We doubt that Maximillian satisfied her anyways...
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Can I get fries with that?
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Berger Roy Al
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GGKKKKK!!! GKxxkkxx!! DON'T EVER SAY THE WORDS "GIRL SCOUTS" AGGGAIN!! THOSE LITTLE DEMONS ARE VICIOUS!!!
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Tallowy Tamale
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The goat lady wonders how her utilitarian ladies can even be considered in the same breath with white oak.
Can a white oak board entertain you on a cold winter's night? Can a white oak board provide cheese?
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Berger Roy Al
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WOGGY, HELP!! THE GIRLS SCOUTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO LURE ME INTO SOME SORT OF BURGER BASH TO TRY TO PANTS ME AGAIN!!
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Berger Roy Al
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Hey, don't knock white board cheese until you've had it.
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Theo
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Berger Roy Al
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larryl,
You can never go wrong with "Bess, You Is My Woman Now!" from the musical Porgy and Bess. gk!
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Hey, don't knock white board cheese until you've had it. |
lowly sir,
i have had it, and i will knock it!!!!!
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Berger Roy Al
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Theo, ya gotta help me, man. Help me. Help me! HELP ME!! Hey, where's Arthur F. these days?
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larryl
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larryl,
You can never go wrong with "Bess, You Is My Woman Now!" from the musical Porgy and Bess. gk! |
dang it!!! i knew chandler was leading me astray when he sent me this:
Girl Scout World
Tune: I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing
I'd build a Girl Scout world
filled with love and laughter, too.
Grow Brownies small and Seniors tall,
Cadettes and Juniors too.
I'd like to teach Girl Scouts to sing, in perfect harmony.
I'd like to take them on a hike, and keep them company.
I'd like to see Girl Scouts today,
all standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the world
for peace throughout the land.
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1 The words of the Teacher, son of David, king in Jerusalem:
2 "Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."
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Tallowy Tamale
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Berger,
i am purchasing a new weed whacker today. What song should i break it in with?
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