Berger Roy Al
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Don't fight it Josh&eccgkggkxkkkkt!! You and I are the only ones who make any sense here!!!!!
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Josh&etc
Luteous Llama
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Green is the sky, flat is the world, dead is Paul.
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uvulapie
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PAUL WILLIAMS IS DEAD?!@?!?
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Audiori J
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He's a walrus.
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jiminy
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BERGER!
hows the goo goo ga joob?
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theres nothing to EVER put here that will please everyone-let alone anyone.
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uvulapie
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I thought the walrus was Paul Bob.
Wait a minute... this is all somehow making sense.
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Josh&etc
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More time = more time for Windex
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peawinkel
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quote: |
Originally posted by Josh&etc
More time = more time for Windex |
but less bottle room for Windex
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02-22-2007 13:11 |
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Josh&etc
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Originally posted by peawinkel
but less bottle room for Windex |
But windex should go in swimming pools, not bottles, right? So after the windex is dumped from the bottle to the swimming pool, the time goes in to the bottle.
don't ask me how i know this
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02-22-2007 13:22 |
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Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies
Registration Date: 02-14-2003
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More of my Deeply Moving poetry.
(I cried when I wrote this)
Poem # @
She wept
Oh
How she wept
WHY!? I cried
WHY!!?
Thou must
tell... ... me
what I must
Do
To
Ease thy pain!
"You're standing on my foot, fatass"
She said.
As soon as I stepped off, she stopped
crying
Soon, Spring came
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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sprinklerhead
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That's beautiful.
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And I'm wondering where the lions are...
I'm wondering where the lions are...
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10-11-2007 11:52 |
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joey
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Location: the biggest fans are often the biggest critics ... sometimes taken as complaining ... get used to it. :P - mountain fan
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10-11-2007 11:56 |
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Josh&etc
Luteous Llama
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I cried when I read it.
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10-11-2007 13:39 |
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Drtuddle
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quote: |
"You're standing on my foot, fatass"
She said |
If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard that.
Berger's poetry strums the strings of my heart
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DwDunphy
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No time for a summer hggghhkkkkx
No time for the love you ggggaaagghhkk
Seasons changed and so did ghghkkkgh
You need not wonder fffhhggghhggff
There's no time left for Windex
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Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies
Registration Date: 02-14-2003
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Location: I AM NOT insane!
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Poem # &
Somtimes
I
Wonder
Sometimes I'm
a' wonderin'
'bout the phrase "bald spot"
But!
What of
The Man On The Street?
"Comes A Horseman!" I said loudly, grinning, to
The Man On The Street
He hit me
with a mallet and pushed me down into some mustard
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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sondance
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Must herd almonds off my sidewalk
Cucumbers off my fatarse
Mandarin wontons fill your ears
Sesame sorrows your eyes
‘scuse me while I finish my asian chicken salad gggkkkxx!
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Drtuddle
Woolly Eggwhisk
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Ragweed!
I bloweth my nose and cometh forth snot
berger poetry is a bunch a Tommyrot!
wipe off the mucus with store brand kleenex
please pull berger from those California tar pits!
Jason and Eric sorry for the Lip
coolest dudes I think that I ever maybe met
Ragweed..Bomp Bomp....Ragweed..Bomp Bomp...Ragweed
Why did God create Ragweed?!
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Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies
Registration Date: 02-14-2003
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People, I'm sorry I couldn't "hang" (as the kids say) yesterday and "talk" but yesterday was a very emotional day for me. You see, when I write my deeply moving poetry, I'm moved deeply in a deeply moving way which is deeply moving and never fails to move me deeply.
(I just now cried when I wrote this.)
__________________ For the last time, I am NOT insane! gggxk
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