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Today it is on his headstone in this form:  "I have climbed my broken ladders to glory."  This would include his broken body, broken relationships around him, and more.  It's still one of my faves in a very personal  way.  I was thrilled to sing it as a duet with Terry at C-Stone this last year.  When Terry left his handwritten cheat sheet on the music stand you better believe I grabbed it for my scrap book!    
   Wrinkled and pasted in the book.  Another broken ladder?  Probably. 
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I love that bit about the headstone. 
 
 
Just to get morbid here - what TST lyrics would you want on your headstone. 
 
For me... 
 
 
"Awake this dreamer in the arms of The Beautiful One."
      
      
      
      
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   10-03-2002 16:56 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
      
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
      
     
      
     
     
     
     
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      "We'll meet again in another place & time." 
 
but I don't plan on having a headstone.
      
      
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   10-03-2002 16:59 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      we've explored the patchwork of Americana 
the curios and the burger plates 
we got a blessing from the Queen of the Highway, 
paid attention to a sign that said "Jesus Saves"
      
      
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   10-03-2002 17:23 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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assuming i had a headstone it would be either this: 
 
When you say your prayers 
please include my name 
if my humanity causes you some pain 
Hoping for the best 
and I will do the same 
So hold up my heart 
if I twist your brain 
 
or this: 
 
hey fellas, let's have a burger bash!
      
      
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hey fellas, let's have a burger bash! 
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Sounds good - how 'bout Sunday?????  
 
      
      
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   10-03-2002 17:40 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      I think I'd like this on my headstone, a slightly modified lyric: 
"he's at the dance in his underpants"
      
      
      
      
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      Put a lid on it baby 
give yer pie hole a rest. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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      Sharon, my wife, says: 
 
"Pray where you are."    
 
      
      
      
      
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      Dum da dum doi doi doi (2x) 
Dum da dum doi doi 
Dum da dum doi doi 
Dum da dum doi doi doi (repeat) 
 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh............ 
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I'd have people standing in front of my tombstone scratching their heads....
      
      
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      i'd have to agree with "Awake this dreamer..."
      
      
      
      
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      or how about "Hey!  At least I stopped smoking now!" 
 
      
      
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      Here lies Jevon the Tall and that's the truth 
      
      
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   10-04-2002 16:02 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
      
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      How 'bout, "I've searched the Wall of Heaven and your name's written there"? 
      
      
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How 'bout, "I've searched the Wall of Heaven and your name's written there"?  
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I thought it was "your names not written there!"
      
      
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How 'bout, "I've searched the Wall of Heaven and your name's written there"?  
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 Sorry, pal, I couldn't go there!
      
      
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it would be a cruel thing to put on your tombstone! 
right up there with "I can see up your dress!" 
 
I am sorry... forget I said that!  
      
      
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