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Über Parrot
Mind Peach
Registration Date: 04-20-2002
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Location: I am Right.........all the time! Repent you lost sinners. Stop your swearing and cussing and drinking and R movies and smoking and laughing and having fun and those stoopid smiley faces
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the Tuxedo Clad Megastar
I must go and confess my sins
Caman will forgive me I know. He is a God. I mean, A Man of God. I will not speak ill of him again. Forgive me....
I must go and send him some money.......
Ü
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06-21-2002 17:21 |
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Gamgee
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Originally posted by Über Parrot
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar
I must go and confess my sins
Caman will forgive me I know. He is a God. I mean, A Man of God. I will not speak ill of him again. Forgive me....
I must go and send him some money.......
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Uh... Über, you might want to review the first commandment.
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06-21-2002 21:05 |
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Lost Canine
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
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Originally posted by Über Parrot
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar
I must go and confess my sins
Caman will forgive me I know. He is a God. I mean, A Man of God. I will not speak ill of him again. Forgive me....
I must go and send him some money.......
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If you'll send some money to Rev. J. T. Tucker, III, I'm sure he'll absolve you. In fact, I'll handle the money for him. Send it to: Rev. J. T. Tucker
666 EvilWay
Dallas, TX (you should have known)
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Dr Rich
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Originally posted by Gamgee
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Originally posted by Über Parrot
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar
I must go and confess my sins
Caman will forgive me I know. He is a God. I mean, A Man of God. I will not speak ill of him again. Forgive me....
I must go and send him some money.......
Ü
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Uh... Über, you might want to review the first commandment.
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LOL!
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06-22-2002 15:28 |
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Woggy
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Registration Date: 03-13-2002
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Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by Lost Canine
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Originally posted by Über Parrot
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar
I must go and confess my sins
Caman will forgive me I know. He is a God. I mean, A Man of God. I will not speak ill of him again. Forgive me....
I must go and send him some money.......
Ü
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If you'll send some money to Rev. J. T. Tucker, III, I'm sure he'll absolve you. In fact, I'll handle the money for him. Send it to: Rev. J. T. Tucker
666 EvilWay
Dallas, TX (you should have known)
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As a long-time accounting-type personage, I will be glad to help with the books.
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06-24-2002 16:09 |
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Kaf-N-8ed
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Location: Seattle
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Originally posted by Woggy
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Originally posted by Lost Canine
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Originally posted by Über Parrot
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar
I must go and confess my sins
Caman will forgive me I know. He is a God. I mean, A Man of God. I will not speak ill of him again. Forgive me....
I must go and send him some money.......
Ü
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If you'll send some money to Rev. J. T. Tucker, III, I'm sure he'll absolve you. In fact, I'll handle the money for him. Send it to: Rev. J. T. Tucker
666 EvilWay
Dallas, TX (you should have known)
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As a long-time accounting-type personage, I will be glad to help with the books.
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Ah, forget about setting up accounting and all that business. It should take me about five minutes to set up a web site where I can take confessions for pay.pal members.
~Cheers!
Gus
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06-24-2002 17:05 |
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Dr Rich
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Originally posted by BigDork
I'm there!
just let me know where to go and confess!
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here in the bluelight of my...
Travelog
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06-24-2002 20:34 |
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Kaf-N-8ed
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Originally posted by BigDork
www.travelog.com
hey that's a real site, I was just making a joke.......
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why would I want to confess my sins to a bunch of people that can't even drive down the highway without a CDRom in their computer telling them where to go?
I could tell them where to go...
Ooops!
Bad Gussy! Bad, bad, bad!!!
{BONK-BONK-BONK-BONK}
~deKaf
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06-25-2002 10:25 |
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jc
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thats a great idea!
were puttin up a drive thru window at the cyber church
confess-n-go
that pay pal line floored me!
to make it easier-you can choose fronm a list of
wrongs.
Bless me father, my last confession was (insert lie) ago
and so on.....
JiMINy
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06-25-2002 13:02 |
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Woggy
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Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein
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Can we light a few cyber candles, too?
How about penance?
"That'll be 5 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys. Go, and sin no more."
Whew, I'm feeling more redeemed already
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06-25-2002 14:16 |
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Joey G
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You should have said 5 Our Fuhrers and 5 Siegheils!!! Go, and join the Aryan Nation! Peace out, yo!
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06-25-2002 14:40 |
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Woggy
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, s'that you?
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06-25-2002 14:46 |
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Gamgee
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Originally posted by Joey G
You should have said 5 Our Fuhrers and 5 Siegheils!!! Go, and join the Aryan Nation! Peace out, yo!
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Good Lord... how many Nazis do we need on this board?
And how many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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06-25-2002 17:17 |
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Gamgee
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And how many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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ok, how many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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I dunno... I was hoping someone else did.
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06-25-2002 18:18 |
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Gamgee
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Originally posted by BigDork
lol
you notice how when this is on the front page it looks like Übie has sinned against....who ever posted last.
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And let's face it, Übie has sinned against all of us.
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06-25-2002 18:34 |
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Über Parrot
Mind Peach
Registration Date: 04-20-2002
Posts: 107
Location: I am Right.........all the time! Repent you lost sinners. Stop your swearing and cussing and drinking and R movies and smoking and laughing and having fun and those stoopid smiley faces
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Forgive me my brother.
I have been rejuvenated by asking forgiveness for all my past transgressions. And forgiving all who transgress towards me. I am a new being.
I am exactly what God wants me to be.
Learn to forgive, and you too can be like me.
Ü
(although I may need to work on that pride issue I seam to have)
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