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      Hey Tim...which is your real job, bass playing or bass fishing?!
      
      
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   06-15-2005 10:47 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!! 
 
 
      
      
      
      
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   06-15-2005 10:59 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      and here's me wearing some sort of tree trunk high on my waist!! 
 
 
      
      
      
      
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here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!! 
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I get it! PERCHED! HAHAHAHAHAHA.... ok, so it wasn't even remotely that funny....    
 
 
 
 
      
      
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   06-15-2005 11:11 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
      
     
      
     
      
     
     
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      yeah, actually i was concerned that the reference would be lost and my joke would flounder. hahahahaha! good lord. what's happeneing to me. what, i'm turning into berger or something?
      
      
      
      
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   06-15-2005 11:16 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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  Originally posted by tchandler 
here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!! 
 
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Nice shades.   
      
      
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   06-15-2005 11:21 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!! 
 
(i'm actually completely asleep and snoring quite loudly as i hold the fish in the above photo.)
      
      
      
      
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actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!! 
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Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you?   
      
      
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      come ,follow me 
and I will make you fishers of fish.....
      
      
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hahaha! that was puntastic!
      
      
      
      
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      i will follow you jiminy; but only if Carl doesn't come. 
 
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Carl is full of literary obscurities, word play and well other not so attractive stuff.... 
 
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Just one listen to Chris "The Fish" Squire and young tim was hooked....  
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Chris would hook them with his one of kind rickenbacker line!!! 
 
  
      
      
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      only if Ed throws in his cut 
 
5 % for nothing....
      
      
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   06-15-2005 12:03 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      You are supposed to wear swimming trunks not tree trunks....
      
      
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      i much prefer the one-piece, high-waisted tree trunk.   
 
 
and carl, i used to have that one (did he do more than one?) Chris Squire solo album. on vinyl! 
 
(i think that might've been the point at which i arrived at the opinion that bass players maybe shouldn't make solo records.)
      
      
      
      
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      hey tim! 
 
Is this the place to tell fish stories?
      
      
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      Berger needs to do one though.... 
his band could be called "the Fries".... 
maybe the album cold be caled "Blue Plate Special"... 
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maybe berger could do the score for the movie?
      
      
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