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Pfiagra
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Hey Tim...which is your real job, bass playing or bass fishing?!
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06-15-2005 10:47 |
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tchandler
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here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!
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06-15-2005 10:59 |
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tchandler
Daniel Amos
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and here's me wearing some sort of tree trunk high on my waist!!
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06-15-2005 11:08 |
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carl
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here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I get it! PERCHED! HAHAHAHAHAHA.... ok, so it wasn't even remotely that funny....
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06-15-2005 11:11 |
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tchandler
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yeah, actually i was concerned that the reference would be lost and my joke would flounder. hahahahaha! good lord. what's happeneing to me. what, i'm turning into berger or something?
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06-15-2005 11:16 |
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Pfiagra
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Originally posted by tchandler
here's me holding a large-mouth bass! with a small man inexplicably perched on my back!!
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Nice shades.
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06-15-2005 11:21 |
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tchandler
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actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!!
(i'm actually completely asleep and snoring quite loudly as i hold the fish in the above photo.)
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06-15-2005 11:27 |
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carl
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Originally posted by tchandler
actually, those aren't shades. that's a sleeping mask. the only way i can catch fish is if i'm relaxed to the point of deep REM level slumber, nearly to the point of hibernation. and i insist all my clients do the same!!
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Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you?
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06-15-2005 11:35 |
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jiminy
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come ,follow me
and I will make you fishers of fish.....
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06-15-2005 11:36 |
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tchandler
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Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you? |
hahaha! that was puntastic!
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06-15-2005 11:40 |
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freak
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i will follow you jiminy; but only if Carl doesn't come.
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06-15-2005 11:40 |
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carl
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06-15-2005 11:41 |
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freak
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Hmmmm... you DO kind of look like Michael Stipe there, don't you? |
hahaha! that was puntastic! |
Carl is full of literary obscurities, word play and well other not so attractive stuff....
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freak
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Originally posted by carl
Just one listen to Chris "The Fish" Squire and young tim was hooked....
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Chris would hook them with his one of kind rickenbacker line!!!
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06-15-2005 11:42 |
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jiminy
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only if Ed throws in his cut
5 % for nothing....
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06-15-2005 12:03 |
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Audiori J
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You are supposed to wear swimming trunks not tree trunks....
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06-15-2005 12:52 |
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tchandler
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i much prefer the one-piece, high-waisted tree trunk.
and carl, i used to have that one (did he do more than one?) Chris Squire solo album. on vinyl!
(i think that might've been the point at which i arrived at the opinion that bass players maybe shouldn't make solo records.)
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06-15-2005 12:58 |
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Mountain Fan
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hey tim!
Is this the place to tell fish stories?
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06-15-2005 13:00 |
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Audiori J
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Berger needs to do one though....
his band could be called "the Fries"....
maybe the album cold be caled "Blue Plate Special"...
oh no, thats taken.
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Mountain Fan
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don't forget about this:
maybe berger could do the score for the movie?
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